The most depressing line in the Damon Che podcast for me was: "I'd trade it all for a song as successful as Bow Wow Wow's 'I Want Candy', I'm trying of course to be humourous but I think even Thurston Moore would agree with me."The Mitchell Feldstein episode is good and doesn't outstay its welcome. ...

Man I do love Chinese food. I have never made it very far away from Beijing and Shanghai but my Beijing-living friend is married to a lady with a granny in Harbin, my girlfriend's granny visited Harbin for the ice festival a few years ago (her granny is Western but spent a lot of time in the Middle ...

All the Muslims out voting for Tooting's hook-handed preacher of hate Sadiq "Bomber" Khan, as predicted by that nice young man Zac Goldsmith. Honestly, you couldn't make it up!

If you don't think Bojo is a massively shady crooked cunt then I don't know what to tell you.

This PS1 thing must be wind-up surely? A 20-year-old console can't really sound THAT amazing?

The wild, shirtless lyrics of Gary Burger are my fave.

I think the links between Salmond and Murdoch are pretty well documented, as was the Scottish Sun's "will they, won't they" Yes vote flirtation. It's up to you to decide how much stock you put in that sort of thing I think. I mean, who hasn't Murdoch cosied up to over the years? Devils and long spoo...

Sleepkid, are you British? Just wondering as I always assumed you were American for some reason. Well done everyone in Scotland who got the result they wanted. Fucking shambles everywhere else. Ed Balls as the new Portillo. Anyone up for Balls's Great Railway Journeys on BBC 4?

Balls Gravy.

Thank fuck for the Tories then! Now there's a bunch of down-to-earth, honest, caring and sharing types.