One of my 4th graders used to go "I'm rick james, bitch!" to whoever would listen to him. It got him in trouble a lot. I always meant to check what that was from, but I never got around to it. Anyone know?

redlights wrote:One of my 4th graders used to go "I'm rick james, bitch!" to whoever would listen to him. It got him in trouble a lot. I always meant to check what that was from, but I never got around to it. Anyone know?

Chappelle's Show

it’s from the dave chappel show bitch!

My favorite Simpson's quotes:

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming."

"Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

"He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?!?"

And the best, from the Mr. Plow episode when the bank calls Homer to repossess the plow.

"Oh, you want the Mr. Plow that plow's driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from Leave it To Beaver." (pause) "Yeah, they're gay".

'Are you local?'

Peripatetic wrote:My favorite Simpson's quotes:

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming."

"Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

"He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?!?"

And the best, from the Mr. Plow episode when the bank calls Homer to repossess the plow.

"Oh, you want the Mr. Plow that plow's driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from Leave it To Beaver." (pause) "Yeah, they're gay".

...continued.

"Pornography... I was buying Pornography."

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."

Jerri I don’t think your hearing what I’m saying. That’s ok doc because you’re not saying what I’m hearing.

mr pickles funtime abortion clinic; we'll bring out the kid in you.

belmont wrote:Jerri I don’t think your hearing what I’m saying. That’s ok doc because you’re not saying what I’m hearing.

YES!

More:

"I'm as moist as a snack cake down there."

"How's it going Susie, nice camel toe."

"The only thing we hate worse than racists, are spics"

"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-wait a minute, I am not saying I wanna do anything illegal, but I would kill somebody - in front of their own mamas - for a new 10-speed... and if anybody testifies against me I'll gouge their eyes out." Or something like that; Meatwad said it on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.