Worst Neil Young Song

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Picking a song off of Everybody's Rockin' or Landing on Water or Are You Passionate? is like shooting fish in a barrel, so I'm gonna have to go with "Mother Earth" as the worst song on an otherwise very good Neil Young album.
And when his new record is released in September, I may have to change my vote to "God Made Me". This is the new song he debuted at the Live 8 in Toronto. Absolutely turgid. Awful. Can't see how any arrangement can save it.

Worst Neil Young Song

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steve wrote:
Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:For me, it's "Southern Man"...or "U.S. history as seen through the lens of a Canadian textbook and mucho marijuana."

Did you really see "cotton," Neil, and "blacks," or was that just the first thing that came to mind after you wrote the words Southern Man at the top of a legal pad?

Well, that's a pretty good place to start, isn't it? At the top? Where the writing begins? At the top, rather than the bottom? With the first thing? For writing? Start at the top? And slavery, good place to start discussing what makes the South the South, isn't it? From there, you'd go to Jim Crow, wouldn't you? And from there to contemporary redneck racism, wouldn't you? From the top? Where the writing starts? You'd get there?

You'd prefer he started with "Mint Julep?"

Ronnie Van Zant, it turns out, was right. As usual.

Yep. Neil Young was a great songwriter. Mr. Van Zant was dead on the money with that assessment. The whole Southern Chivalry thing? No, fuck him. The whole "Yankees are responsible for Nixon, not us; we voted for Wallace," thing? No, fuck him. The whole "I'm from the South, don't you dare notice anything bad about it or I'll turn into every stereotype rebel chauvinist you've ever imagined," thing? No, fuck him.

Which is worse, making a comment on an ugly part of Southern culture (genuinely ugly), or coming to its defense, for the sole reason that one is from the South, and all things Southern get defended?

Starting from the top, the defense of the Southern man is worse.


Methinks Montana has its share of rednecks/racists, no? What about Chicago? A black dude ever caught any shit up there? I don't wanna get testy, though, because this post made me laugh out loud more than once--and I was laughing with it not at it.

But let's have a little respect for the dead, all right? For starters, "Sweet Home Alabama" is a much more complex, a much less stereotypical response than the song it's reacting against (Neil has admitted as much in interviews), which boils Southern history down to a few incendiary images. How is telling Mr. Young that "we don't need him around" becoming a rebel chauvinist? Or do you read that as a thinly veiled death threat? Probably so--obviously Southern utterance is incapable of being anything more than redneck machismo we're too stupid to even acknowledge. No, "Sweet Home Alabama" is an answer song, a grand (but lost) pop music tradition, and it's the preferred way that civilized people agree to disagree.

Boo Boo Boo!

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Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:Methinks Montana has its share of rednecks/racists, no? What about Chicago? A black dude ever caught any shit up there? I don't wanna get testy, though, because this post made me laugh out loud more than once--and I was laughing with it not at it.

But let's have a little respect for the dead, all right? For starters, "Sweet Home Alabama" is a much more complex, a much less stereotypical response than the song it's reacting against (Neil has admitted as much in interviews), which boils Southern history down to a few incendiary images. How is telling Mr. Young that "we don't need him around" becoming a rebel chauvinist? Or do you read that as a thinly veiled death threat? Probably so--obviously Southern utterance is incapable of being anything more than redneck machismo we're too stupid to even acknowledge. No, "Sweet Home Alabama" is an answer song, a grand (but lost) pop music tradition, and it's the preferred way that civilized people agree to disagree.

Brett Eugene Ralph,

I look forward to your defense of the Ohio National Guard.

Ha ha. I am a funny man.

Salut!
Bradley R. Weissenberger

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evolu wrote:I cannot believe 'piece of crap' hasn't been mentioned.


I cannot believe you resisted the urge to say something clever, like, "'Piece of Crap' is a piece of crap -- no false advertising there!!!" I like "Piece of Crap." How can you not like these lyrics?

Tried to save the trees
Bought a plastic bag
The bottom fell out
It was a piece of crap

Saw it on the tube
Bought it on the phone
Now you're home alone
It's a piece of crap

I tried to plug in it
I tried to turn it on
When I got it home
It was a piece of crap

Got it from a friend
On him you can depend
I found out in the end
It was a piece of crap

I'm trying to save the trees
I saw it on TV
They cut the forest down
To build a piece of crap

I went back to the store
They gave me four more
The guy told me at the door
It's a piece of crap

Personally, I can't stand "Homegrown." It's a piece of crap.
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