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rachael_Archive

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Angriest_Dragon wrote:
rachael wrote:
Angriest_Dragon wrote:Killing 15 minutes

Are you cranky today angel?

Yes

Then maybe you should go kill 15 minutes?

The cat with the toast, once it's free in the air, will float at its cat-toast equilibrium point, where butter repulsion forces and cat forces are in balance.

Peripatetic_Archive

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12 by Peripatetic_Archive

15 minutes? Wow, yourself is lucky!

Myself only lasts like 3 minutes, and then rolls over and goes to sleep.

drew patrick wrote:Peripatetic will win.

placeholder_Archive

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I unashamedly own Beavis and Butthead's Ensucklopedia, a fine book about life and how to live it. In this book there is an entire page devoted to slang terms for wanking, and I'll post them when I get home if I remember. Some of them are pretty funny.

matthew wrote:His Life and his Death gives us LIFE.......supernatural life- which is His own life because he is God and Man. This is all straight Catholicism....no nuttiness or mystical crap here.

fortissimorecords_Archive

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14 by fortissimorecords_Archive

'Having a beat'

Rodabod_Archive

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15 by Rodabod_Archive

Spurting your load

Angriest_Dragon_Archive

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16 by Angriest_Dragon_Archive

rachael wrote:
Angriest_Dragon wrote:
rachael wrote:
Angriest_Dragon wrote:Killing 15 minutes

Are you cranky today angel?

Yes

Then maybe you should go kill 15 minutes?

I did and it was less than satisfactory for my likings. There was something missing. Maybe it was the porn or my maybe my memories of good times have been tainted.

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Rotten Tanx_Archive

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17 by Rotten Tanx_Archive

My friends and I used to make them up all the time, just random combinations of words (eg. tickling the ferret, stabbing the grasshopper, disecting the alarm clock, etc) and the one that eventually stuck was "waxing the hippo".

simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.

Loretta_Archive

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18 by Loretta_Archive

Greasing the baseball bat

One off the wrist (monty python)

Shaking hands with the unemployed

Raping my hand

Shagging Palm and her five sisters

Milking the cow