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I spoke with my co-worker regarding this on monday. He said that she "Milli Vanilli'd". I was just thinking how odd it is that I (and probably everyone else, upon hearing such a reference) would know EXACTLY what he meant.

and i wholeheartedly agree with the statement that she is a "stupidhead," though would debate at length the accusation that she is indeed a "dumbface."
if i got lasik surgery on one eye, i could wear a monacle.

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In today's news, Joe Simpson, father of teen pop twits Jessica and Ashlee, said:

"You know [Ashlee] was riding really high for a minute and indestructible. In one second, her world came apart, and you know there were moments when we didn't know if she was going to be able to pull it out. But she got up..."

Hey, Joe Simpson. I'm glad to hear that your daughter survived her battle with cancer.

Wait. You say that she didn't have cancer? She in fact was busted lip synching on live television?

Oh. I see. In that case, fuck you, Joe Simpson.

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My wife was describing to me Jessica Simpson's new cover of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin.'" She has heard this song, and I haven't.

She said "All they kept was the chorus. During the verses, it sounds like something that isn't even music."

It was as if she was describing a particularly harsh Xenakis piece.

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chickendelicious wrote:
slowriot wrote:
chickendelicious wrote:Ashlee Simpson is a stupidhead. Furthermore, she is a dumbface.

whoa. that's harsh. are... are you sure you want to say that in a public place?

Dead sure. Not only that, but her thighs are too fat and her hair has no bounce.


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