Nothing beats 'The Coming Apocalypse'
You need a marching band willing to work with fire, if you wanna pull it off right.

Hmmm.. looks like this thread's been up for two years and nobody'S mentioned the good old SQUICK yet.

Well, this one is easy. You take a spade drill bit, 3/4" and up, depending on your personal caliber, and drill it right into your parter's forehead.

Try to aim dead-center: the spot right between brain hemispheres gives the best action.

boy is this dumb. and stupid.

Indeed.

At least no one has mentioned the Bismarck yet however.

hench wrote:boy is this dumb. and stupid.

I agree. If nobody's mentioned the "Smooth Criminal" yet then really, where are we?

White Dragon
The Dolphin
Chili Dog

For pete's sake will someone please explain what the Harriet Tubman is?

The Hairy Potter

trombone = rusty trumpet. I'd say the rusty trumpet is pretty nasty.