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Josef K wrote:
Gramsci wrote:
Josef K wrote:What's the typical profile of user on this board? White middle class males with an predilection for sexual violence against women?

Crap dangerous thread.... :? :roll:


Nope, generally people that have a sense of humour...

Although I would agree this is a puerile thread


There's rarely anything funny about violence against women. You may also find that it puts women off contributing to this board as accepting the content of the thread as 'funny' without question may lead some potential contributors to believe that its some cosy misogynists club.


Yes, I agree completely. I am disappointed that more of the female members here don't speak up. Too often this society has the attitude that "boys will be boys" and so therefore we should all chuckle and turn our heads. And, no, I'm not uptight. I just don't happen to find jokes about punching women in the head to be even the slightest bit funny. Maybe there should be a thread dedicated to penis mutilation or male-on-male rape?? Wouldn't that be hysterical? Oh, come on...no need to be uptight! It's funny!!

...Now the invitation to rip on me...You may want to start with the comment, "If this thread is so offensive to you then why did you read it?"

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hellyes!! wrote:Maybe there should be a thread dedicated to penis mutilation or male-on-male rape?? Wouldn't that be hysterical? Oh, come on...no need to be uptight! It's funny!!



Here goes:

A man escapes from prison, where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"
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Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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hellyes!! wrote:Maybe there should be a thread dedicated to penis mutilation or male-on-male rape?? Wouldn't that be hysterical? Oh, come on...no need to be uptight! It's funny!!



"A teenager yesterday claimed he was joking when he put his penis in a letterbox as a postwoman delivered mail. He shocked postal worker Sheena Gordon when she couldn’t get mail through the letterbox at his home. She touched his privates when she tried to clear the blockage. Alarmed, she slammed the door of the letterbox shut, cutting off the tip of his penis. Bruce Bett, defending, told the court: ‘My client did it for a laugh. He now realises that perhaps it wasn’t so amusing. It was a joke which went wrong"

I think that's pretty fucking funny.
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Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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hellyes!! wrote:Maybe there should be a thread dedicated to penis mutilation or male-on-male rape?? Wouldn't that be hysterical? Oh, come on...no need to be uptight! It's funny!!


Ok, I'll start:

"A teenager yesterday claimed he was joking when he put his penis in a letterbox as a postwoman delivered mail. He shocked postal worker Sheena Gordon when she couldn’t get mail through the letterbox at his home. She touched his privates when she tried to clear the blockage. Alarmed, she slammed the door of the letterbox shut, cutting off the tip of his penis. Bruce Bett, defending, told the court: ‘My client did it for a laugh. He now realises that perhaps it wasn’t so amusing. It was a joke which went wrong"

I think that's pretty fucking funny.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Marsupialized wrote:Ok, I'll start:

"A teenager yesterday claimed he was joking when he put his penis in a letterbox as a postwoman delivered mail. He shocked postal worker Sheena Gordon when she couldn’t get mail through the letterbox at his home. She touched his privates when she tried to clear the blockage. Alarmed, she slammed the door of the letterbox shut, cutting off the tip of his penis. Bruce Bett, defending, told the court: ‘My client did it for a laugh. He now realises that perhaps it wasn’t so amusing. It was a joke which went wrong"

I think that's pretty fucking funny.


yeah, actually it's not. that's not funny. it's sad, and it's stupid.

if you wanna know what "funny" means, read one of kerble's posts.

and Gramsci, thank you for your valuable insight into the USA. now i get it. i don't know when in the history of the US it wasn't run by uptight folks. i think it was actually "never".

and nice straw man, BTW. nobody but you said that the most easily offended should be making any rules. there *are* no rules in the first place. and if there were, they'd be made by the Electrical staff, most likely by Russ within the context of what Steve is down with. they have a very hands-off approach.

there are always gonna be people who are chronically easily offended, and there are always gonna be people who think it's cool to dedicate themselves to offending people deliberately. i don't think anybody would advocate any kind of "rules". it's just that some people do what they can to be respectful, in general, and others don't. and a place dominated by people who aren't respectful is a garbage place to be. it is the average internet forum. it is an AOL chat room.

specifically, the trigger recently is the fact that a forum that hasn't been exceedingly female-friendly has become severely UN-female-friendly, outwardly hostile. maybe you can't understand that, or maybe you don't care, but i think most folks would agree.

i think it's really sad. there are only a small number of women here. and there are probably some number of women would have stopped reading, lost interest in reading, decided they don't want to post here, etc, because the forum has been *such* a sausagefest lately.

have fun.
LVP wrote:If, say, 10% of lions tried to kill gazelles, compared with 10% of savannah animals in general, I think that gazelle would be a lousy racist jerk.

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Gramsci wrote:Running a society on the idea "the most easily offended people get to make the rules" is fucking retarded. People should be fucking happy they live in a society where we have the right to offend one another, I know I do... If you don't like it, piss-off to Saudi Arabia.


Yes, I live in a country that supports freedom of speech. Hence, the reason I spoke my mind. Furthermore, I don't recall myself or anyone else saying they were offended but rather your brand of humor....um, well, isn't very humorous.

Please try again...

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toomanyhelicopters wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:Ok, I'll start:

"A teenager yesterday claimed he was joking when he put his penis in a letterbox as a postwoman delivered mail. He shocked postal worker Sheena Gordon when she couldn’t get mail through the letterbox at his home. She touched his privates when she tried to clear the blockage. Alarmed, she slammed the door of the letterbox shut, cutting off the tip of his penis. Bruce Bett, defending, told the court: ‘My client did it for a laugh. He now realises that perhaps it wasn’t so amusing. It was a joke which went wrong"

I think that's pretty fucking funny.


yeah, actually it's not. that's not funny. it's sad, and it's stupid.


Welcome everyone to 'how to suck the life out of a room'
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Marsupialized wrote:Welcome everyone to 'how to suck the life out of a room'


you don't get it. that's exactly what i'm saying has been happening. the room was fun as shit months and years ago. and in the past couple months, seeing a rise in unmitigated locker room crap, it's less fun. locker room crap is *awesome* if done right, and if done in moderation, and if the folks involved have seen a lot of thoughtfulness from each other to know that there's something more than pure locker room bullshit. but pure locker room, without that "done right" element (which i can't properly quantify for you) is just lame.

it's like the difference between a guy being like "fags suck!" and a guy saying "i had the nut straight until you beat it on the river" and another guy saying "that sounded so gay". does that make sense?
LVP wrote:If, say, 10% of lions tried to kill gazelles, compared with 10% of savannah animals in general, I think that gazelle would be a lousy racist jerk.

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