I had this conversation with a bunch of drunken old ladies at a BBQ yesterday and it was great fun.
Let us try it here.
What record or CD was on when you lost your virginity?
I am not ashamed to say for me it was 'Blood Sugar Sex Magic' by the Chili Peppers...that played thru and White Zombie 'La Sexorcisto' started, got about 2/3rds thru that before I collapsed and started sobbing

Beastie Boys - Ill Communication

lessee, Marsupializ0r, when i lost my virginity...

oh yeah, your loud-mouth mom wouldn't shut the fuck up. so first i was listening to her yapping away, then i was listening to her screaming, and uh, after that i guess i was listening to her whimpering while i yelled "shut up! shut the fuck up until i'm finished, bitch!"

you're right! it's so much more fun to not be so uptight! wow! thanks!

The first Aerial M record. Which, for those of you who are counting, would mean that I was at least 20 the first time I plowed. Actually I was 22. What a loser.

I think I just gave too much information.

I don't think there was any music playing when this event occurred.
I do remember saying to myself during the whole thing that this was a bad idea.
I guess I was trying to ignore my conscience.

toomanyhelicopters wrote:lessee, Marsupializ0r, when i lost my virginity...

oh yeah, your loud-mouth mom wouldn't shut the fuck up. so first i was listening to her yapping away, then i was listening to her screaming, and uh, after that i guess i was listening to her whimpering while i yelled "shut up! shut the fuck up until i'm finished, bitch!"

you're right! it's so much more fun to not be so uptight! wow! thanks!

Good one. Careful with that razor sharp wit there, douchemouth you might hurt yourself.
and I'M the knucklehead, huh?

Marsupialized wrote:

toomanyhelicopters wrote:lessee, Marsupializ0r, when i lost my virginity...

oh yeah, your loud-mouth mom wouldn't shut the fuck up. so first i was listening to her yapping away, then i was listening to her screaming, and uh, after that i guess i was listening to her whimpering while i yelled "shut up! shut the fuck up until i'm finished, bitch!"

you're right! it's so much more fun to not be so uptight! wow! thanks!

Good one. I really like to play with men's pee-pees. I'M the knucklehead!

hijinx ensue! get what you want! now with 30% more analingus!

toomanyhelicopters wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

toomanyhelicopters wrote:lessee, Marsupializ0r, when i lost my virginity...

oh yeah, your loud-mouth mom wouldn't shut the fuck up. so first i was listening to her yapping away, then i was listening to her screaming, and uh, after that i guess i was listening to her whimpering while i yelled "shut up! shut the fuck up until i'm finished, bitch!"

you're right! it's so much more fun to not be so uptight! wow! thanks!

Good one. I really like to play with men's pee-pees. I'M the knucklehead!

hijinx ensue! get what you want! now with 30% more analingus!

Look, asshole...I've never personally attacked you in any post. I think you are a fucking jackass, yes but I don't personally attack you because I don't care that much and you have every right to say whatever you like. When you start personally attacking me and my family for no other reason than you don't agree with me, it's getting a little weird. It's going over the line a bit. What you wrote is not funny and was totally unprovoked, I suggest you ignore anything I post from now on, ok? We won't have any problems if you just fuck off and not take an interest in what I'm writing. If you think what I post is so horrible, why even look at it? Just to be a dickhead? It's established you are complete dickhead, no need to convince me any more. Get some fucking medication and leave me alone. I care not one tiny bit what you or anyone like you thinks about ANYTHING, let alone me or those close to me.

Marsupialized wrote:

toomanyhelicopters wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

toomanyhelicopters wrote:lessee, Marsupializ0r, when i lost my virginity...

oh yeah, your loud-mouth mom wouldn't shut the fuck up. so first i was listening to her yapping away, then i was listening to her screaming, and uh, after that i guess i was listening to her whimpering while i yelled "shut up! shut the fuck up until i'm finished, bitch!"

you're right! it's so much more fun to not be so uptight! wow! thanks!

Good one. I really like to play with men's pee-pees. I'M the knucklehead!

hijinx ensue! get what you want! now with 30% more analingus!

Look, asshole...I've never personally attacked you in any post. I think you are a fucking jackass, yes but I don't personally attack you because I don't care that much and you have every right to say whatever you like. When you start personally attacking me and my family for no other reason than you don't agree with me, it's getting a little weird. It's going over the line a bit. What you wrote is not funny and was totally unprovoked, I suggest you ignore anything I post from now on, ok? We won't have any problems if you just fuck off and not take an interest in what I'm writing. If you think what I post is so horrible, why even look at it? Just to be a dickhead? It's established you are complete dickhead, no need to convince me any more. Get some fucking medication and leave me alone. I care not one tiny bit what you or anyone like you thinks about ANYTHING, let alone me or those close to me.

Are you on your period?

Angriest_Dragon wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

toomanyhelicopters wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

toomanyhelicopters wrote:lessee, Marsupializ0r, when i lost my virginity...

oh yeah, your loud-mouth mom wouldn't shut the fuck up. so first i was listening to her yapping away, then i was listening to her screaming, and uh, after that i guess i was listening to her whimpering while i yelled "shut up! shut the fuck up until i'm finished, bitch!"

you're right! it's so much more fun to not be so uptight! wow! thanks!

Good one. I really like to play with men's pee-pees. I'M the knucklehead!

hijinx ensue! get what you want! now with 30% more analingus!

Look, asshole...I've never personally attacked you in any post. I think you are a fucking jackass, yes but I don't personally attack you because I don't care that much and you have every right to say whatever you like. When you start personally attacking me and my family for no other reason than you don't agree with me, it's getting a little weird. It's going over the line a bit. What you wrote is not funny and was totally unprovoked, I suggest you ignore anything I post from now on, ok? We won't have any problems if you just fuck off and not take an interest in what I'm writing. If you think what I post is so horrible, why even look at it? Just to be a dickhead? It's established you are complete dickhead, no need to convince me any more. Get some fucking medication and leave me alone. I care not one tiny bit what you or anyone like you thinks about ANYTHING, let alone me or those close to me.

Are you on your period?

Good one.