Oh, let us now praise famous misinterpretations of the production of sound.

AudioMorph, a website that transfers LPs to CD format, had this to say in their "Did you know?" file...

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Did you know that:

recording a brand new record using audiophile equipment will still result in a noisy recording? Its the nature of the beast, and one of the reasons we have evolved from vinyl records to cassette and then CD. We are constantly striving for the cleanest sounding music.

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As there are some here who would find this statement, when printed as a known fact, highly objectionable, let them now skewer said artifact.

please, do not be gentle.