Jodie Foster was mauled by a lion when she was a child.

chris de burgh is a cunt.

rysie kisses Pete Doherty's ass while shooting heroin straight into Doherty's cock.

http://www.thependragonslair.com/Page2.html

I dont think you are a dragon.

kerble has never been photographed wearing socks

Japanese cars are 80% water

Nigel Tufnel's amp goes to 11.

rysie wrote:http://www.thependragonslair.com/Page2.html

I dont think you are a dragon.

Which of these things don't apply to me.
I follow this stuff as if my life depended on it.

The Four Dragon Truths
Life is hard
Hardship can be overcome
Humans no matter what they say, LOVE Dragons
A human will do anything for a dragon if it follows the Five-Step Plan.


The Five-Step Plan (to Easy Dragon Living)
Look adorable
Personify mystery
Dragonpurr (they eat this up!!)
Hide yourself when others are around
Don't burn down the house

The Ten Dragon Precepts
Do not eat any of the small mammals that a human may keep in his home
Do not scratch or claw a human that has invited you in , for it is rude.
Do not be overly friendly to humans that you do not know.
Do not take easily missed food from the kitchen.
Do not come when called, arrive in your own good time.
Never reveal your secret hiding place.
Do not drink from the toilet - at least when someone is watching.
Do not breath fire inside a humans home.
Be mindful of your tail and wings.
Remember that the claw is sharp and skin is soft.

Angriest_Dragon wrote:

rysie wrote:http://www.thependragonslair.com/Page2.html

I dont think you are a dragon.

Look adorable

This one. other than that you are a dragon.

Not adorable...

Look at that avatar and tell me that you don't love me