ironyengine wrote:

Mazec wrote:Ok, Dr. Who people:

My other car is a Tartus.

Is this how TARDIS was spelled on the sticker? Because that's just terrible.

No. This is just the spelling I remembered after disabling the majority of my brain cells. But go easy on me, please, they never actually SPELLED "Tardis" in the Dr. WHo shows. So how the fuck should I know?

Time and Relative Dimension in Space.

Does my bumpersticker count? Because I kinda like it:
I HAVE THE BIGGEST DICK IN THE BAND

When I was about ten years old or so, I recall going somewhere with my dad and seeing a large, beat-up american station wagon on the Kennedy with a large white-trash looking woman at the helm. As I recall there were alot of stickers on this car, but the one I'll never forget read:

"Don't Cut Me Off Or I'll Flick a Booger On Your Windshield"

Pretty damned funny.

Eksvplot wrote:WOODEN SHOE RATHER BE DANISH?

Aren't wooden shoes a Dutch thing? I don't know.

Re the "Type R" sticker: The Japanese transliteration of "Type" (taipu) might, depending on the typeface used, look very much like "LIA" -- if it were upside-down. I think that makes the story more funny - the liar guy got a "Taipu" sticker, but he didn't know how to put it on right, and now it looks like "LIAR".

I heard about one yesterday - I don't know if it was a sticker or a plate frame, but it said "Canadian Rebel" and it had two Confederate flags on it. WTF? I thought it should have had fleurs de lis.

I might have posted any or all of these three before, if so, you have my deepest whatever:

A bumpersticker with a picture of one of those obnoxious yellow ribbon magnets, it says "I support the guy in China who's making these stupid stickers."

"Even Jesus hates Creed"

And my favorite for unintentionally funny: A big sticker of a Confederate flag taking up the left half of the windshield, and on the right half, in big letters: "DON'T MESS WITH THE U.S."

Linus Van Pelt wrote:

Eksvplot wrote:WOODEN SHOE RATHER BE DANISH?

A bumpersticker with a picture of one of those obnoxious yellow ribbon magnets, it says "I support the guy in China who's making these stupid stickers."

Fun Ender just made one of those that's green slime green and says "Pray for yourself".

"My Other Car is Another Car"