Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:Marsupialized wrote:I used to be in a band with a fellow, he turned out to be a total piece of shit.
So whenever I have to make poopies I get up and say 'excuse me for a moment, ladies....I am going to meet Jack Williams in the back, I will only be a few minutes'
'Dave Miley' 'Chris Argires' 'Joe Blume' also work.
Here in Kentucky, we're fond of saying, "Excuse me, I have to give birth to a couple of Hoosiers."
Or you can yell to someone on the way to the bathroom, "Flush twice--it's a long way to Indiana."
I used to talk shit about Indiana all the time.
My friend dragged me there this weekend to go to the demolition derby.
We watched busses flip over and smash into each other and blow up.
I got a cute girl's phone number who was sitting next to me.
We bought 5000 firecrackers for very cheap and have been blowing them off in my front yard all week and hiding from the cops when they come.
I now have a fond place in my heart for Indiana.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom