Who do you think would win a fight?
A snake on a plane or a bat on a submarine?
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52Okay how about this for a tagline.
30,000 feet. 30,000 snakes. 1 Samuel L Jackson.
You do the math.
(coming to a screen near you 2006)
30,000 feet. 30,000 snakes. 1 Samuel L Jackson.
You do the math.
(coming to a screen near you 2006)
You're a shit DM and i want my pizza money back.
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53Harrison Ford will make an appearence to say.
"GET OFF MY PLANE!"
"GET OFF MY PLANE!"
ben wrote:I tend to get a little cynical in social situations where I see large groups of people enjoying themselves.
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54then wrap himself in the snakes and make some kind of loud yeti noise and fling himself off the planesack of smashed assholes wrote:Harrison Ford will make an appearence to say.
"GET OFF MY PLANE!"
there is nothing like the feeling of centipedes in your orifaces
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55Rotten Tanx wrote:No, that bloke looks scared, he's in the process of flinging snakes off his lap.
I disagree. The man is obviously expressing concern for the snake. He cares deeply for the snake.
He's petting it.
And he's Keenan from Keenan and Kel.
amybugbee wrote:We put out this movie 'CLUB SATAN: The Witches Sabbath'
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56chuckles wrote:If there's not a bit in the trailer (and film) where the cabin pressure drops and the oxygen masks fall down out of the ceiling only they've been replaced by snakes I will be sorely disappointed.
This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life.
Snakes On A Plane, for god's sake.
matthew wrote:His Life and his Death gives us LIFE.......supernatural life- which is His own life because he is God and Man. This is all straight Catholicism....no nuttiness or mystical crap here.
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57http://media.putfile.com/SnakesonaPlane
'snakes on a plane' megaphone crooning!
who woulda thunk it!
'snakes on a plane' megaphone crooning!
who woulda thunk it!
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58Just keep John Carpenter out of it:
Here's my preview:
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title card: At 30,000 feet, Lt. John Stockton never prepared for his greatest match...
cut to: Check-in counter.
Stewardess: You're all set, Mr. Stockton.
Stockton: Thank you ma'am. (trademark Sam Jackson grin) They serve alcohol on this flight, don't they? (check-in lady giggles sheepishly)
Man behind Stockton is of middle-eastern descent, with a huge flight case and darting eyes.
Cut to: Plane, in coach. Stockton makes small talk with a younger boy, reading a book about snakes.
Boy: So, do you carry a gun with you?
Stockton: Of course, but there aren't any bad guys on this plane- that's just in the movies. (CU on boy, all gooey-eyed, Stockton guffaws).
Cut to: Pilot speaking on the intercom in the cockpit.
Pilot: Well, we're almost at 30,000 feet, we should be arriving in Los Angeles at around 3 in the afternoon. We might be hitting some mild turbulence going through Nevada, but nothing to worry about.
Cut to: Same middle-eastern man we saw before, but now in a steward's uniform w/ a blonde wig, using his case as a beverage cart. CU on older gentleman with a salt and pepper moustache.
Older gentleman: Could I have some coffee please?
Middle-eastern man starts pouring coffee, then throws the cup in his face, opening up his case of snakes, one of which wraps around the old man's neck and strangles him. Pandemonium ensues, shot of Stockton w/ a panicked look.
Stockton: Oh my god. (shouting) He's brought snakes on a plane!
Several shots of Stockton being a bad-ass, then a single shot of a man, thinking he has escaped the snakes, hiding behind the bathroom door. He breathes a sigh of relief. SHOT OF HUGE FUCKING SNAKE COMING STRAIGHT AT THE SCREEN, then: SNAKES ON A PLANE
Here's my preview:
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title card: At 30,000 feet, Lt. John Stockton never prepared for his greatest match...
cut to: Check-in counter.
Stewardess: You're all set, Mr. Stockton.
Stockton: Thank you ma'am. (trademark Sam Jackson grin) They serve alcohol on this flight, don't they? (check-in lady giggles sheepishly)
Man behind Stockton is of middle-eastern descent, with a huge flight case and darting eyes.
Cut to: Plane, in coach. Stockton makes small talk with a younger boy, reading a book about snakes.
Boy: So, do you carry a gun with you?
Stockton: Of course, but there aren't any bad guys on this plane- that's just in the movies. (CU on boy, all gooey-eyed, Stockton guffaws).
Cut to: Pilot speaking on the intercom in the cockpit.
Pilot: Well, we're almost at 30,000 feet, we should be arriving in Los Angeles at around 3 in the afternoon. We might be hitting some mild turbulence going through Nevada, but nothing to worry about.
Cut to: Same middle-eastern man we saw before, but now in a steward's uniform w/ a blonde wig, using his case as a beverage cart. CU on older gentleman with a salt and pepper moustache.
Older gentleman: Could I have some coffee please?
Middle-eastern man starts pouring coffee, then throws the cup in his face, opening up his case of snakes, one of which wraps around the old man's neck and strangles him. Pandemonium ensues, shot of Stockton w/ a panicked look.
Stockton: Oh my god. (shouting) He's brought snakes on a plane!
Several shots of Stockton being a bad-ass, then a single shot of a man, thinking he has escaped the snakes, hiding behind the bathroom door. He breathes a sigh of relief. SHOT OF HUGE FUCKING SNAKE COMING STRAIGHT AT THE SCREEN, then: SNAKES ON A PLANE
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59I'm currently working on the sequel, called Raped on a Train. It has nothing to do with snakes though.
Actually, it kinda does.
Actually, it kinda does.
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60AlBStern wrote:Who do you think would win a fight?
A snake on a plane or a bat on a submarine?
i fell of my chair! salut!