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by TheMadChaosopher_Archive
gas is outragous eh? oil prices are hittin us all real hard huh? we have THOUSANDS of destitute refugees with nowhere to go and nothing to do?
RICKSHAWS!!!
we can all open our garages up to a few refugees, the strong males anyways, and the woman can work in factories building wooden rickshaws that will make the PERFECT alternative transportation!
and sleds in the winter!
and Hell, why not leather saddles? we can saddle up these refugees so our kids can ride em to school, our elderly can ride em instead of using powerchairs!
think about it, we not only drive oil prices WAY down, we also give the refugees a purpose in their lives, something to look forward to and really excel at.
they can live in our garages or basements, in return for their labor we feed em, clothe em, and keep em healthy with all that excercise pullin our rickshaws and sleds. plus building all these rickshaws will create a whole new industry in America that will give the females and children jobs, and they can just live in the rickshaw factories. in return for their work they'll be given a nice bed to sleep in and plenty of food, instead of paying them in cash so we can rebuild the south! and this time instead of the south being this mire of poverty and wayward bums that just collect gov. checks, we can build a GRAND city that could even be a 2nd Vegas! casinos and clubs and brothels and blues halls and strip clubs and cajun restaurants!
and just imagine how much revenue the rickshaw parking pens could generate to pay for the disaster relief! just like the parking garages we already have, but in these there'd be big pens that you could keep your rickshaw and refugee at while you were at work or at a movie, or just out downtown. you know, just like you leave your car at the regular parking garages.
AHAA!!!
and the refugees that aren't healthy enough to pull rickshaws (handicapped, old, whatever) could work at the parking pens! and instead of paying them, they could earn their food, clothes, medicine and shelter by working in the rickshaw pens, that way we can devote even MORE money to rebuild the south!
holy shit!
my head is spinning from this sudden flash of genius!
this could SAVE OUR ECONOMY!!!!
RIIIIICKSHAAAAAAAWS!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rickmotherfuckinshaws....
IT'S PERFECT.
"Basically, he's a worthless scumbag, and this is the only way he can get his kicks."
