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- I once played drums for the Melvins when I was 16. They asked a random person (me) to come up and play drums while Dale played drums and Buzz sang. I then got to go backstage and meet Helmet.

- I got straight “A”s my last two years of college.

- I came home from a Jesus Lizard show with my shirt stained with David Yow’s body fluids

- I meditated 18 hours a day for 56 days straight.

Marsupe. I have told myself I wouldnt do this but fuck it.

I think you are ok a lot of the time.

I know you are here to argue most of the time and if that makes you happy then cool.

Your only post on here about something cool you do is a stolen line from a great film.

Which leads me to believe that you dont do this anyway.

And then you pick fights with people because THEY lead boring lives and not to steal shit.

I think you just did both of these crimes up there.

This is a great thread. Please dont fuck it up.

Yeah!

Fuck Yeah! Snakes on a motherfuckin' plane!

Bloodjet wrote:Paz Lenchantin, stripped down to her panties after her blue jeans button popped, gave me a high-five while running through the crowd at a Papa M/Super Fury Animals show in Nashville. Bliss!

I would pay good money to see a photo/video of that!

hip priest wrote:Lord Of The Rings director Peter Jackson once gave me £500 worth of Harrods vouchers as a gift.

Cool, what did you do on the films?

For someone who is very overweight I am very fucking good at Football(soccer) ( I have the trophies and certificates to prove it) and Basketball.

I am also very fucking hard to beat at Squash, badminton and tennis.

rysie wrote:Marsupe. I have told myself I wouldnt do this but fuck it.

I think you are ok a lot of the time.

I know you are here to argue most of the time and if that makes you happy then cool.

Your only post on here about something cool you do is a stolen line from a great film.

Which leads me to believe that you dont do this anyway.

And then you pick fights with people because THEY lead boring lives and not to steal shit.

I think you just did both of these crimes up there.

This is a great thread. Please dont fuck it up.

There is a difference between quoting something and stealing it, you know. Stolen is when you pass something off as your own. I would have to think nobody had ever seen stripes or that I could possibly have someone think I came up with that line. You know as well as I do I wasn't trying to pass that off as my own. You people are reaching, really reaching.
Plus, if you can come up with a better line to accompany that particular picture, in this particular thread, I would enjoy hearing it.

homo