I was the guy who slapped Bagwell's wife.

kidding

I own a telecaster that once belonged to Grant Hart.

I once played a show where Angus Young and the Scorpions were in the crowd.

Angus Young.

And the Scorpions.

(Oh, and in 1986 I was a personal guard for Pablo Escobar for a while)

i was once in a band that supported a band that will be performing at the beach side venue in the next series of the hit tv show the "O.C". i like the fact that ive met some one who will met mischa barton.

I've never given a blowjob. EVER.

TheeMajorMiller wrote:I've never given a blowjob. EVER.

Liar. I thought we had something special. I guess not when you're embarrassed to be seen with me on an internet forum.

I grew up in Falls City, Nebraska and went to high school with the majority of the people involved in the whole "Boys Don't Cry" incident, including the 2 cretins who did the killing. My wife grew up in Lincoln, Nebraska and went to high school with the girl who got killed. I once sat on a couch next to John Lotter and accepted a beer that he offered to me. He's on death row now. My home town is nothing like the one portrayed in the movie.

I like to go swimmin' with bow legged women, and swim between their legs.

To the best of my recollection, I've never been lonely.

I didn't start drinking coffee or smoking cigarettes until my senior year of college. I started doing both the same week, and was a nervous wreck for a month, but I'm OK now.

Wheely wrote:
I like to go swimmin' with bow legged women, and swim between their legs.

To the best of my recollection, I've never been lonely.

Nothing to say. Just want to affirm this beautiful post.

LAD wrote:

Wheely wrote:
I like to go swimmin' with bow legged women, and swim between their legs.

To the best of my recollection, I've never been lonely.

Nothing to say. Just want to affirm this beautiful post.

The first semi sexual encounter I ever had, I was swimming with my friend's sister in their pool. I had a major crush on her forever because of her porno star size boobies. She was much, much older and I was just starting to get boners and whatnot...she kept making me swim between her legs under the water and rub against her pooswa in the process.
This post made me reflect on that day and smile. Even though technically she was a child molester.

Wheely wrote:I didn't start drinking coffee or smoking cigarettes until my senior year of college.

The first cup of coffee I ever drank was in jail. I was eighteen years old.

I have never smoked a cigarette in my life.