That "7 foot tall walking dog" has saved my life more times than I've plowed your sister. And while we're on the subject of saving lives, where were you when your dad had us all captive at the Cloud City?

Peripatetic wrote:That "7 foot tall walking dog" has saved my life more times than I've plowed your sister. And while we're on the subject of saving lives, where were you when your dad had us all captive at the Cloud City?

Uh, Jedi School...??!! Hello, McFly!!!

If it weren't for my formal training, ALL of your asses, the dog included, would be toast.

You selfish prick.

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I keeed!!

MajorEverettMiller wrote:

Peripatetic wrote:That "7 foot tall walking dog" has saved my life more times than I've plowed your sister. And while we're on the subject of saving lives, where were you when your dad had us all captive at the Cloud City?

Uh, Jedi School...??!! Hello, McFly!!!

If it weren't for my formal training, ALL of your asses, the dog included, would be toast.

You selfish prick.

Well then. Let this "selfish prick" take you back to what is commonly referred to as "the first one". If I hadn't come back to bail you out, you never would have got to take that last pass at the Death Star, and we probably woudn't even be having this conversation.

And by the way. You're friend R2D2 is a robot. A FUCKING RO-BOT.

Having Dave Pelzer steal my thunder and release a series of books detailing his abusive childhood in lurid detail before me. I let the first one go (despite the shocking similarities to my own fictitious childhood), but that second one, well, Pelzer, you made yourself a very powerful enemy with that.

Rimbaud III wrote:Having Dave Pelzer steal my thunder and release a series of books detailing his abusive childhood in lurid detail before me. I let the first one go (despite the shocking similarities to my own fictitious childhood), but that second one, well, Pelzer, you made yourself a very powerful enemy with that.

Ahem. Please try to stay on target Rogue Leader.

Peripatetic wrote:

MajorEverettMiller wrote:

Peripatetic wrote:That "7 foot tall walking dog" has saved my life more times than I've plowed your sister. And while we're on the subject of saving lives, where were you when your dad had us all captive at the Cloud City?

Uh, Jedi School...??!! Hello, McFly!!!

If it weren't for my formal training, ALL of your asses, the dog included, would be toast.

You selfish prick.

Well then. Let this "selfish prick" take you back to what is commonly referred to as "the first one". If I hadn't come back to bail you out, you never would have got to take that last pass at the Death Star, and we probably woudn't even be having this conversation.

And by the way. You're friend R2D2 is a robot. A FUCKING RO-BOT.

You didn't bail me out.

By that time, I was already on another fucking level, duder. THE FORCE. The Force was strong with me. The Force told me to ease right and not left. The Force guided my X-wing towards the sweet spot. The Force allowed me to blow that muthafucka to smithereens.

MajorEverettMiller wrote:By that time, I was already on another fucking level, duder. THE FORCE. The Force was strong with me. The Force told me to ease right and not left. The Force guided my X-wing towards the sweet spot. The Force allowed me to blow that muthafucka to smithereens.

Ho...ho...ho...hold up mutha fucka. Dat's where you wrong. I was da mutha fucka told yo ass what way ta turn. You still buyin' all dat force bullshit, eh? Without me, tha blackest mutha fucka in tha galaxy, there ain't no force. Respect, son!

Whatever, pop. What. Ever.

The worst thing that ever happened was when you cunts came to Endor. First of all stupid Chief Chirpa insisted we all worship some gay English robot, then all my friends got shot by stormtroopers, and to top it all off, Chewbacca was feeling frisky, and I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. My arse is absolutely ruined.
You lot can get to fuck, yeah?