I remember when my girlfriend (now wife) told me she was pregnant. We weren't doing so well at the time.

At that point, I freaked out. Lost my shit completely. I didn't eat for weeks. I lived on coffee, cigarettes and alcohol. Couldn't sleep. Constantly felt like I was literally going to die. The absolute most miserable point in my life, which I assumed was over.

I was wrong, thank god. And now we've got another one. Couldn't be happier.

thanks.

it still remains the fist fight.

Finding out that, in 1955, plutonium wasn't available at every corner drugstore. Serioiusly.

Waking up to an axhandle in my eye.I was sleeping and my absolutley schizophrenic and MatchBox22 lovin' roommate thought that I stole a pack of his fucking Dorals which were his favorite smokes. Who steals a pack of fucking Dorals. First he beat me in the head unconcious, then he beat me about the side...I could'nt use the left side of my body fer like a month, I'm a waiter so I could'nt do shit. I ran out of money and was homeless till my body healed.

Peripatetic wrote:Finding out that, in 1955, plutonium wasn't available at every corner drugstore. Serioiusly.

how come?

this needs explanation.

that damned fly wrote:

Peripatetic wrote:Finding out that, in 1955, plutonium wasn't available at every corner drugstore. Serioiusly.

how come?

this needs explanation.

Well, you see, my friend Doc Brown built this "time machine" and I was running from these Libyans in the "time machine", and it took me back to 1955 by accident. Rysie was there, he was still a cunt. Anyway, I need the "time machine" to get me back to 1985, right? The problem was, the "time machine" only ran on plutonium, not on unleaded! So I thought I could just pick up some plutonium and get back in time to spend the weekend at the lake with Jennifer. Boy was I wrong! Doc Brown informed me that even though in 1985 plutonium is probably available at every corner drugstore (ha ha, what does he know, nudge nudge, wink wink) in 1955 it wasn't readily available! Oh shit!

MajorEverettMiller wrote:I remember when my girlfriend (now wife) told me she was pregnant. We weren't doing so well at the time.

At that point, I freaked out. Lost my shit completely. I didn't eat for weeks. I lived on coffee, cigarettes and alcohol. Couldn't sleep. Constantly felt like I was literally going to die. The absolute most miserable point in my life, which I assumed was over.

I was wrong, thank god. And now we've got another one. Couldn't be happier.

Broke up with a girl, and she killed herself by means of OD.

THX,
Jason D

Leland Palmer wrote:My daughter, Laura, was murdered by this guy I used to know, Bob.

you know, I haven't seen the show or the films (even though I've been meaning to) and now I won't bother because you ruined it you fucking loser.

quit joking around, you stupid asshole.


fucking douchebag jokers spamming the board. go fuck yourself you stupid fucking fuckwit.


seriously fuck you.



asshole.



sincerely,


Faiz Razi


p.s. fuck you.

Leland Palmer wrote:My daughter, Laura, was murdered by this guy I used to know, Bob.

So you and Bob don't keep in touch then?