Cancer.

kerble wrote:

Leland Palmer wrote:My daughter, Laura, was murdered by this guy I used to know, Bob.

you know, I haven't seen the show or the films (even though I've been meaning to) and now I won't bother because you ruined it you fucking loser.

quit joking around, you stupid asshole.


fucking douchebag jokers spamming the board. go fuck yourself you stupid fucking fuckwit.


seriously fuck you.



asshole.



sincerely,


Faiz Razi


p.s. fuck you.

Right, Twin Peaks. I missed the reference. Haven't seen the shows or movie either.

My real mom used to beat the shit out of me. A lot.

One time, she burned me with an iron.

Then I met this nice woman, Willona Woods, who agreed to take me in and be my foster parent.

We have very nice neighbors, the Evans'. They let me go to their apartment when I come home from school or if Willona is gettin' some booty. JJ is very funny. Michael is very cute.

hey, assholes, thejoke has been done.

if you want to continue making thejoke and your movie references. go here. where thejoke has been done.

that damned fly wrote:

MajorEverettMiller wrote:Finding out that my real dad is Darth Vader.

damn you, miller. whole thread ruined.

i wanted stories, now all i got's is nerds rambling on about nerd shit.

Dude, I tried. This one's not my fault.

thanks, the effort speaks volumes.

it was the fault peripatetic (which rhymes with very pathetic.) and partially me, for baiting him. when the reference went over my head.

oh well.

thanks assholes.

p.s.- by posting the jokes you shit on the the people who shared true painful events. thus making you assholes.

sometimes this place is better than that. sometimes not.

assholes.

that damned fly wrote:thanks, the effort speaks volumes.

it was the fault peripatetic (which rhymes with very pathetic.) and partially me, for baiting him. when the reference went over my head.

oh well.

thanks assholes.

p.s.- by posting the jokes you shit on the the people who shared true painful events. thus making you assholes.

sometimes this place is better than that. sometimes not.

assholes.

You're probably right that damned fly. I apologize. I didn't realize my being a dumbass would attract more dumbasses.

I still think that Back to the Future shit was funny though...

that damned fly wrote:
p.s.- by posting the jokes you shit on the the people who shared true painful events. thus making you assholes.

sometimes this place is better than that. sometimes not.

assholes.

Truth.

Mayfair wrote:Cancer.

Terribly sorry to hear that. Best wishes on your continued recovery, Mayfair!

Although I've been through my share of crap, the worst of it hasn't been a matter of it visiting me from within or without, like cancer or the death of a loved one. I guess I'm hung-up on the semantics.

But I got caught up in a destructive relationship that had me lower than low and bat-shit crazy for a long time. That's probably the worst of it.