sunlore wrote:Ahora?

Oops. Italian is my first second language, I get mixed up all the time... which is very easy to do.

These phrases I wrote were badass. "I will cut you balls", that kind of stuff. You might want to use them with a little... economy.

But it's usually the first thing I like to learn in foreign languages.

Hora is "hour". So there you go.

"Que hora es?"

So...

Will you send us a postcard?

wow, I feel like home!

(me siento como en casa!)

Es la ostia por una vez no ser el capullo que escribe mal en un foro extranjero...

(it's fucking great not being for one time the dork who writes wrong in a foreign forum)

Hasta luego colegones!

CarlitosNo wrote:wow, I feel like home!

(me siento como en casa!)

Es la ostia por una vez no ser el capullo que escribe mal en un foro extranjero...

(it's fucking great not being for one time the dork who writes wrong in a foreign forum)

Hasta luego colegones!

Joder!

YO SOY EL MANO DE LA REVOLUCION!!!

i am the hand of the revolution.

"Práctica Oral: ¿Listos? ¡Vamos a empezar!"

(This must be a pretty important phrase because it was repeated so often on those tapes I had... could actually come in handy at the underage brothel...)

Me verga es verga del fuego

"My penis is the penis of fire"

Rimbaud III wrote:¿Dónde puedo encontrar yo a la más cercana lesbiana?
Where can I find the nearest lesbian?

I'm not sure if it's used in South America, but in parts of Mexico a common slang word for lesbian is "tortillera."

Two vaginas rubbing together, in the Mexican imagination, is seen as analagous to two tortillas rubbing together.

rysie wrote:Happy Christmas!
¡Felices Navidades!

I'm not too sure about this one, but I think that means Happy Christmases.

We wish you three happy christmases, we wish you three happy christmases, and half a happy new year!