Green Mill...Lawrence & Broadway, Chicago.

Men's Room:

"Does This Cock Ring Make Me Look Fat?"

Art Dept. Men's Room, Milledgeville, GA

"I Like To Urinate In This Room"

followed by

"I like to ruminate in my urine"

I was in a little chef (expensive uk roadside café) on the A12 into Norfolk and the trap I was in had graffiti such as “fuck my wife in her…..” and “ring me, suck me…..”

As I read down the door the depth of human sexual degradation got lower and lower, until I got to the lock where someone had written in tiny neat hand writing just below the bolt:
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I’m normal and just having a shit

"all the elves are fucking gay"

(in the bathroom of a bar where a lot of nerds gathered to play RPGs and such..)

on tour in this past sping we say a phrase on the wall in some bar, somwhere (Columbia, Mo I think) that became our mantra:

"Go with God. Pee in her butt"

this to me, is the most amazing piece of public art I have ever seen. Photo documentation exists.

Do elaborately drawn diagrams of what you would like done to you count? They should do, because the drawing I saw on the inside of a cubicle at a motorway service station as a kid would have made Hieronymus Bosch blush. It was the most detailed drawing of two men in flagrante that I have ever seen (admittedly, I haven't seen many of these). Whoever did it must have been on that crapper for quite some time. The guy on the receiving end had a look on his face that still sticks in my mind. It was kind of "Oooh, this can't be good for me, but Jesus I'm loving it". There was an arrow over his head and some accompanying text that read along the lines of "I want this"...

I was eight years old, and this was how god chose to demonstrate to me that some men like other men - in the Jackson.

Segerandpriest discovered one of the more offensive ones in a rest stop in New Jersey:
"FAGS SUCK AIDS."

Where do you go from there?

"All employees must wash hands before returning to work"

Cracks me up every time!

"Life is like a shit sandwich: The more bread you have, the less shit you eat."

I read that statement in the bathroom of a Mexican restaurant when I was a little kid.

Mind semi-blown!

Luckily, I had a camera to capture this well-conceived, well-executed bit of graffiti: