Speculum Fight

James wrote:Tipcat found the following band names offensive:

First of all: You found the name "Sweet Lickin' Honey Babes" offensive?
Second: You REMEMBER Sweet Lickin' Honey Babes?
Third: Sorry we offended you, Tipcat.
Fourth: Good thing you were offended. Otherwise nobody'd remember us at ALL.

But seriously, when did you see us?
-- James, one of the surviving members of SLHB, who still plays bass.

These are just names that one COULD find offensive. I personally don't.

"These are just names that one COULD find offensive. I personally don't."

Good!

Now, how do you get to be one of the something like three people on the planet who remembers SLHB?

Check your PM...

i have a new band called poop dick that people seem to find offensive. They usually don't think it's too offensive until i tell them what a poopdick is. It's where I take a big shit right into a condom and then i tie that it do my regular dick so it hangs there like a second appendage. Sometimes I even fuck people with my poop dick, or PD as I like to call them. That can be firm and hard, or nice and soft and mushy. How do you like your poop dicks?

ben wrote:How do you like your poop dicks?

not posting about it?

Well, in the 60s Tommy Chong was in an infamous Vancouver band named "Four Niggers And A Chink". Apparently they were pretty good, too.

Reading these list of names, I'm horrified that an old band of mine had a name more offensive than any of these. It was only our name for a little while, but I still feel bad about it. Neil Young, as some of you may know, has 2 children, both afflicted with various degrees with MS. Because we had such a huge Neil Young influence, and also were very bad, we called the band (ahem)

Neil Young's Retarded Children

We changed it after about a month...we felt SO bad. We were all HUGE fans o' Neil.

Two Edinburgh bands of the past:

Happy Spastics

Penis Tree

My friend is in a band called 'Gay Against You', but as he points out it's too meaningless to be offensive.

Diarrhea Piñata.

Fuck God in the Face
Eat Shit Fuckface

Both local bands.