gcbv wrote:Without the tritone, you would have no real way to announce the entrance of the devil in music...

without screaming "here comes the devil now!"

I'd pay to see that over and over again.

tmidgett wrote:8. i.r.s. records (the record label)

I must strongly disagree.

The EA Chatroom

New Decemberists' album

Me singing

T M Ninja Turtles
Nike Shoes
Computers
Squire Strats
Dead naked baby jokes
Guitar Center

Emo.












Shit, that was always retarded.

-space travel

-Henrik Ibsen's plays

-socialism

-cheesesteaks

-Arthur C. Clarke

-Nietzsche

-agnosticism

-Kentucky Deluxe Bourbon Whiskey

-St. Augustine of Hippo

-thinking that college was for fools

-Robert Philip Hanssen

-playing in a band for a living

-Burger King

-master volume guitar amplifiers

-keg parties

-marijuana

-Pearl Jam

-certain former girlfriends

-Chris Matthews

finally,

-Tostitos

Eksvplot wrote: devising a gibberish language to express affection for my significant other. (only to spend months and months after the relationship uncontrollably repeating all these nonsensical sayings under my breath, especially while waiting for the city bus.).

I'm not sure if this is funny. I've read it at least 3 times now and i keep laughing.
I think it has to do more with the little film in my mind. The doude playing you is fucking funny.

1. Heroin.

2. My job.

3. Young girlfriends.

4. Cigarettes.

5. Amp simulation.

Uh-huh.

Hippy females
Squatting
Activism
Wanting everlasting love
Wanting kids
Seeing all things through the spectacles of the radical left

glynnisjohns wrote:

Eksvplot wrote: devising a gibberish language to express affection for my significant other. (only to spend months and months after the relationship uncontrollably repeating all these nonsensical sayings under my breath, especially while waiting for the city bus.).

I'm not sure if this is funny. I've read it at least 3 times now and i keep laughing.
I think it has to do more with the little film in my mind. The doude playing you is fucking funny.

yeah, it is supposed to be funny --- though it's entirely true i tell you! for the life of me, i CANNOT get these silly names and experessions outta my head. everytime i go to sleep it's *********. everytime i brush my teeth it's ********. everytime i'm milling around the aisles of the grocery store it's ********.

i'm losing my marbles one silly pet name at a time.