1. Meat Wars
2. Tom Stack Flapjack
3. Some Superhero You Turned Out To Be
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102Better Never Than Laettner!
It's A Shame About Ray Jackson!
Big Country Reeks!
It's A Shame About Ray Jackson!
Big Country Reeks!
made-up band names vs. Bradley R. Weissenberger
103Hosoi wrote:Better Never Than Laettner!
Hosoi advances to the third day with this fine contribution.
made-up band names vs. Bradley R. Weissenberger
104greg wrote:-Multiple Skaliosis
Heh - GALS PANIC (Austin band from about 10 years ago) used to have a zippy little ska number about their guitarist Jer(e)m(y) called "Skoliosis Skank":
This song's about Jeremy's back!
Call him the human question mark
Plug him in and you'll see sparks.
A forty-five percent curve
Squeezing on his spinal nerves.
He still gets the chicks,
But looking at his x-rays really makes us sick!
He spent a year in a body cast.
His sweaty smell made us gasp.
Two metal rods attached to his backbone
Set off airline security things!
Built like a Sherman tank,
Doin' the Skoliosis Skank!
Steve Austin can walk the plank,
Doin' the Skoliosis Skank!
Now he can't breakdance!
Now he can't stagedive!
Now he can't rollerblade!
Looks like he was skinned alive!
[some repeating]
This song's about Jeremy's back!
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105The Sex Flakes
Sexy Sexerson
The New Sexual Tangents
(Sex sells, goddamnit!)
Sexy Sexerson
The New Sexual Tangents
(Sex sells, goddamnit!)
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106Arson Smith wrote:Heh - GALS PANIC (Austin band from about 10 years ago) used to have a zippy little ska number about their guitarist Jer(e)m(y) called "Skoliosis Skank".
Uh oh! Posting song lyrics to the fake-o band names thread!
This doesn't look good.
Arson Smith, nothing has been decided, but you might want to start looking for a better fit.
made-up band names vs. Bradley R. Weissenberger
107Designated Dagger
Ferrel Tards
Slutty Cock Fiends
Ferrel Tards
Slutty Cock Fiends
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108Fake Italian
Coldest Breasts Ever
This Panther Knows Portuguese?
Coldest Breasts Ever
This Panther Knows Portuguese?
Ryan Kevin Rezvani (:u)~
Go You Sox
Go You Sox
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109Craving the jive
The Alarm Hands Pyjama Sovereign Uncle Accordian Secrets
Mooning Cyril
The Alarm Hands Pyjama Sovereign Uncle Accordian Secrets
Mooning Cyril
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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110Angus Jung wrote:Brett Eugene Ralph!
I like this sexually suggestive comment better than any of your weak band names!
Vice Judge Angus Jung says you are OUT of this competition!
Now you know how Rick Pitino feels!
Be Gone, Brett Eugene Ralph!
-Vice Judge Angus Jung
Fuck all y'all. See you in the Final Four.