The Kenny: Eating a Swedish Fish after not having eaten one for a long time.
Slightly Better: Getting a really fresh, moist can of dip after having a few not so fresh ones.
Slightly Worse: Eating a genuine gummi bear after not having one...etc.

The Kenny: Drinking an ice-cold cheap beer after mowing the lawn on a hot day.
Slightly better: Drinking an ice-cold cheap beer after mowing the lawn on a hot day then--hey, the game's on!--and I have five beers left.
Slightly worse: Drinking an ice-cold cheap beer on a hot day after doing nothing.

The Kenny: Jam Band
Just Better: Garage Rock
Just Worse: Hippies in Buses, going to see Jam Band


The Kenny: Jelly Beans
Just Better: European Candy
Just Worse: V8

Guys, this game is gonna die again if you don't include the next thing to Kenny after you kenny something.

stackmatic wrote:Running down a tip-up strike whilst ice fishing.

Just better : _ knowing what the hell you're talking about.
Just worse: Wondering what the hell you're talking about.

Ok, how about... umm.... The Hockey Playoffs, or dental floss.

The Kenny: Jam Band
Just Better: Being stone deaf
Just Worse: Dying and going to Hell

kenny: dental floss
just better: multi-ply toilet paper
just worse: q-tips

now kenny:

martin short

Kenny: Martin Short
Just Better: Robin Williams, the Cocaine Years
Just Worse: Dana Carvey during his Shilling-For-Mountain-Dew period

Now Kenny this:

Peet's Coffee

kenny: martin short
just better: jiminy glick
just worse: charles grodin

now kenny: the sheath of plastic that covers each toilet at o'hare airport

kenny: peet's coffee
just better: illy espresso
just worse: trader joe's french roast
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kenny: the sheath of plastic that covers etc.

j.b.: putting a layer of t.p. in the bowl before you do your thing, to avoid the dreadful 'splash back' phenomenon

j.w.: as mentioned in 'rank,' by stack i think, the puddle of indeterminate composition in close proximity to the public toilet. to be 'just' worse, it would have to not be in the way.
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now kennY:

_walker, texas ranger_

kenny: walker, texas ranger

just better: hunter
just worse: the district, starring craig t. nelson

now kenny: the neighbor that every kid was afriad of when you were
under the age of ten

(does anyone else log in multiple times to 'post' something?)

tmidgett wrote:_walker, texas ranger_

The Kenny: "Walker, Texas Ranger"
Just Better: The ads in the back of "Soldier of Fortune" magazine
Just Worse: 1-800-COLLECT television ads featuring Terry Bradshaw

Now Kenny: Living to be 77 years of age and then drowning in a pickup truck that becomes accidentally submerged in an irrigation canal.