kenny: live to 77 yrs of age and drowing...

just better: having your ass fished out of lake michigan
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just worse: lacy peterson


kenny: circus clowns!

kenny: neighbor feared by all under age 10

j.b.: narrowly avoiding impalement on picket fence whilst playing wiffle ball

j.w.: flat tire on the wheelie bike, a mile from home
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kenny: circus clowns

j.b.: circus clowns playing on the childhood fears of a grown man

j.w.: i tried to think of something more innovative, but 'mimes' is the obvious answer
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now kenny:

burt bacharach

kenny: circus clowns

just better: custard pies
just worse: juggling hippies



kenny: awkwardly answering the phone to one of your parents immediately after coming to self-inflicted orgasm.

brian wrote:kenny: circus clowns!

the kenny = circus clowns
just better = roller bladers
just worse = mimes


kenny these:

-Nipsey Russell

-the comedy duo of Scott Baio & Willie Ames

-licking orange cheeto residue off your own fingers

these are good ones

i will exercise some self-control, and just do one and not leave more, b/c these deserve attention, i believe

kenny: nipsey russell
just better: flip wilson
just worse: levar burton, post-roots

the kenny=licking orange cheeto residue off your own fingers
just better=having an attractive someone else do the licking
just worse=having a dog do the licking

Sticky wrote:The Hockey Playoffs,

kenny: The Hockey Playoffs
JW: Baseball post-season
JB: Red Wings winning The Cup


Kenny this: Dontrelle Willis right now.


russ

russ wrote:Kenny this: Dontrelle Willis right now.

JB: Babe Ruth in his prime? Maybe?
JW: Entire Marlins team, including ex-Cub Hee Seop Choi, slugging .840 to start the year (and hilariously dubbed "Big I-Hop" by manager Jack McKeon).

Rank or Kenny sports rivalries happening this weekend (I know is different game, but no can resist):

Senators-Maple Leafs ("Leafs" not "Leaves"? WTF?)
Red Sox-Yankees
Knicks-Nets

-sm

kenny: the comedy duo of scott baio & willie ames

just better: the comedy duo of henry winkler & scott baio

just worse: the comdey duo of willie ames & adam rich


now kenny: sitting next to a woman that talks on her cell
phone for five innings during a baseball game

kenny: cell phone talkin' woman, five innings, you are right next to her

j.b.: the intercom at home depot

j.w.: having a coworker in close proximity who alternately horks, discusses the merits of rush limbaugh, and laughs like a hyena

now kenny:

ikea