Brian Henneman wrote:Thousand dollar car, it ain't worth nothin'.
Thousand dollar car, it ain't worth shit.
Might as well take your thousand dollars
and set fire to it.
Thousand dollar car ain't worth a dime.
You lose your thousand dollars every time.
Oh why did I ever buy
a thousand dollar car?
Thousand dollar car's gonna let you down
more than it's ever gonna get you around.
Replace your gaskets and paint over your rust.
You'll still end up with something that you'll never trust.
Thousand dollar car's life was through
'bout fifty thousand miles before it got to you.
Oh why did I ever buy
a thousand dollar car?
Thousand dollar car ain't even gonna roll
until you go at least another thousand in the hole.
Sink your money in it, and there you are,
the owner of a two thousand dollar, thousand dollar car
If you've only got one thousand dollars,
you ought to just buy a good guitar.
Learn how to play it, it'll take you farther
than any old thousand dollar car.
If a thousand dollar car was truly worth a damn,
then why would anyone ever spend twenty five grand?
Oh why did I ever buy
a thousand dollar car?