What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
21Peacefully in his sleep, having lived a long, rich and full life in music and having won back the heart of Kate.
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
22In a darkened alley, coming face to face with his own zombie lookalike...
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
23glynnisjohns wrote:Blowing him up like the giant blueberry ala "Violet Beauregard" style,
Then sticking him with sharpened bamboo shafts smeared with Kate Moss's feces.
All the while Mark E.smith dances around poor Pete bellowing into a
SM-57 chanting "HEY THERE FUCKFACE!" as his body becomes gangrenous and pus-filled and he eventually sucumbs to dysentery.
Glynnisjohns, are you a songwriter? If so, you should definitely build a song around this.
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
24diego wrote:If I say American History X + pavement + Pete Doherty......
Good call... can we practice on Robbie Williams first?
I order that you be taken from this court, henceforth to a place of confinement, there to dwell in perpetual fear of being chibbed and humped by rabid schemies.
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
25i'm pretty sure jealousy accounts for a lot of your reasons. he's done more in a day than most of you will do ina lifetime. he's talented, get over it. how many of you have been to Russia when you were still at school to recite your own poetry? how many of you have had top selling albums out?
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
26libertine wrote:i'm pretty sure jealousy accounts for a lot of your reasons. he's done more in a day than most of you will do ina lifetime. he's talented, get over it. how many of you have been to Russia when you were still at school to recite your own poetry? how many of you have had top selling albums out?
Come on rysie.
First you change your name to Loretta.
And now this?
You're slipping man.
drew patrick wrote:Peripatetic will win.
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
27had this before mate, definatley not 'Rysie', i'll show you my arse if it helps?
Doherty has more than one fan, probably
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Doherty has more than one fan, probably
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What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
28yeah rysie stop changing your name!
i like pete doherty. For Lovers is one of the best songs ever written. anyone who says otherwise is a moid...yes a moid!
i like pete doherty. For Lovers is one of the best songs ever written. anyone who says otherwise is a moid...yes a moid!
I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun.
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
29He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy
peri wrote:The gfirl just emailed me, "I've never had any desire to eat a scotch egg'.
I guess she gonna go hungry tonight
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
30I say just fucking ignore him, without the glare of the press (the rock stars photosynthesis), he will hopefully wither and die.
Tom wrote: I remember going in the back and seeing him headbanging to Big Black. He looked like he was raping the air- really. He had this look on his face like, "yeah air... you know you want it.".