DAY 2 MATCHUPS

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)
Pant Gift (7A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
people, hi-five the pope (5A)

The Stack Division

Wyaoming (1S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)
Which Base Is Fingering? (3S)
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)
VanDerSnatch (11W)
Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)

The Jung Division

Syndrome of a Down (1J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J)
Emergency Turban (3J
Test Fuck (4J)


I wish Skirt of Pee was still around. So sad.....

Gramsci wrote:Ok, I can't be bothered looking back at the rules. Pick one or two from each group of four?

Huh? It's just like round one, only now there are four matchups in each division, for a total of 16 matchups. Pick your favorite from each matchup. You should pick a total of 16 band names.


Also - I've edited my Round Two Ballot, but I wanted to post it again, for Scott/Al/whomever:

Book Reference Book (11S)

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)
Pant Gift (7A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
tightest diaper (4A)

The Stack Division

Gentle Fudge (9S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)
Book Reference Book (11S)
Owl Botherer (12S)


The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)
Curry Favor (3W)
Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)

The Jung Division

Syndrome of a Down (1J)
lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J)
Emergency Turban (3J)
Practice Wife (12J)

DAY 2 MATCHUPS

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)
Pant Gift (7A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
people, hi-five the pope (5A)

The Stack Division

Gentle Fudge (9S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)
Book Reference Book (11S)
Owl Botherer (12S)


The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W))
Curry Favor (3W)
Botanical Bulls (13W)

The Jung Division

Syndrome of a Down (1J)
lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J)
Emergency Turban (3J)
Test Fuck (4J)

the$inmusicisallmine wrote:The Wheat Beer Div. will not make the finals. Bradley you were gerrymandered or somthin'.

I believe that "Police Teeth" has a very good chance to win! win! win! this competition. For what it's worth, I have great faith that "Police Teeth" will become the name of a band, album or song at some point.

On the other hand, I am certain that "Wheat Beer" is among the least funny of the derivations of my last name that I have ever heard. I would not see this band "Wheat Beer".

DAY 2 MATCHUPS

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
people, hi-five the pope (5A)

The Stack Division

Wyaoming (1S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)
Book Reference Book (11S)
Owl Botherer (12S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)
Curry Favor (3W)
Botanical Bulls (13W)

The Jung Division

I Want to Sink Your Sailboats (8J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J)
Emergency Turban (3J)
Test Fuck (4J)

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:I believe that "Police Teeth" has a very good chance to win! win! win! this competition. For what it's worth, I have great faith that "Police Teeth" will become the name of a band, album or song at some point.

I am currently laying odds on the championship matchup being:

Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)

faced by the unexpected longshot...

lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J)

With "Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)" going all the way.

The favorite "Police Teeth" takes the Weissenberger Division, but is eliminated in the Final Four.

This is my prediction.

endofanera wrote:lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J)

This "band name" belongs in a different thread.

I am aggrieved that "Mr. Jun Is Fuck" was not included in this competition.

DAY 2 MATCHUPS

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
tightest diaper (4A)

The Stack Division

Gentle Fudge (9S)
Roboweakling (2S)
Book Reference Book (11S)
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W) {dammit it hurt to vote against SYW(mr)}
Fyddylstyxx (2W)
VanDerSnatch (11W)
Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)

The Jung Division

Syndrome of a Down (1J)
lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J)
Emergency Turban (3J)
Test Fuck (4J)

DAY 2 MATCHUPS

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
people, hi-five the pope (5A)

The Stack Division

Wyaoming (1S)
Roboweakling (2S)
Which Base Is Fingering? (3S)
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)


The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)
Curry Favor (3W)
Botanical Bulls (13W)

The Jung Division

Syndrome of a Down (1J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J)
Emergency Turban (3J)
Practice Wife (12J)

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:I am aggrieved that "Mr. Jun Is Fuck" was not included in this competition.

I'm a little miffed that Fuck All Y'all wasn't included.
Fuck All Y'all cuts through the coyness like a Christmas Gravity Knife.