endofanera wrote:I am currently laying odds on the championship matchup being:

Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)

faced by the unexpected longshot...

lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J)

This is my prediction.

oh, please may your prophecy fulfill itself

Gramsci wrote:Ok, I can't be bothered looking back at the rules.

Then don't fucking play.

How's about that?

(I am left wholly dissatisfied about This Panter Knows Portuguese?. Not so much that it lost, but that it had to face such a good name early on. That upsets me, coupled with the fact that The Queen is Dad or Lasers for Feet, etc. will move on with certainty. Those names both are grossly inferior...but c'est la vie!)

DAY 2 VOTES:

The Albini Disaster

Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)
Ed Begley, Jr. and Solar-Powered Corolla (14A)
people, hi-five the pope (5A)

The Stack Dishtowels

Wyaoming (1S)
Roboweakling (2S)
Book Reference Book (11S)
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)


The Weissenberger dysentery

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)
Curry Favor (3W)
Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)

The Jung Dingleberry

Syndrome of a Down (1J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J)
Emergency Turban (3J)
Test Fuck (4J)


OMGTTM, Al!!! (Oh My God to the Max!) I wish that you could hear the talk around the water cooler today. The EAMUBN64NSET office pool is in full-effect, to quote William Drayton (aka. Flavor Flav! Yea boy!!!!). Totally awesome. Accounts payable is roaring, specifically from Sara Sudekis, who picked Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself to win it all! Jack Fidders’ Punch You Face Me pick is going strong. Strangely, The Queen is Dad had moved on, and most likely will move on again. Gertrude Bidanjiri in HR is totally stoked – and she has a gay father, too! She thinks its karma, I’ll bet. Just a little reminder to everyone else, don’t forget to turn in your pool money! It was kinda due 2 days ago. Don’t want to seem like a jerk - just keeping it fair, gang. Okay, cool.

-J. Teasdale

In the consolation thread, Tom Stack! originally wrote:Are you there God? It's me, Danzig.

Please note the punctuation.

You may disagree, but I think the punctuation, particularly the comma between "me" and "Danzig," is important.

Angus Jung wrote:

In the consolation thread, Tom Stack! originally wrote:Are you there God? It's me, Danzig.

Please note the punctuation.

You may disagree, but I think the punctuation, particularly the comma between "me" and "Danzig," is important.

Agreed. The comma makes for good pause. Most of them, I just cut and pasted but as that one came from Consolation, I just did it from memory....and not well as it turns out.

It is now corrected.

PART DEUX

AD
Are you there god? It’s me Danzig (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
people, hi-five the pope (5A)

SD
Gentle Fudge (9S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)
Book Reference Book (11S)
Owl Botherer (12S)

WD
Police Teeth (1W)
Kinko's f*cked up my order (7W)
Curry Favor (3W)
Botanical Bulls (13W)

JD
Syndrome of a Down (1J)
lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J)
Emergency Turban (3J)
Practice Wife (12J)

Angus Jung wrote:

In the consolation thread, Tom Stack! originally wrote:Are you there God? It's me, Danzig.

Please note the punctuation.

You may disagree, but I think the punctuation, particularly the comma between "me" and "Danzig," is important.

Maybe Im just stupid, but I didn't realize that this was a parody of a famous book titled, "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret", until my well read girlfriend broke the news. I think this may make it an even better band name.

mike

The Albini Division

Stephen Hawking and the Bendy Straws (8A)
Pant Gift (7A)
Ed Begley, Jr. and Solar-Powered Corolla (14A)
tightest diaper (4A)

The Stack Division

Gentle Fudge (9S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)
Book Reference Book (11S)
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)


The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W)
VanDerSnatch (11W)
Botanical Bulls (13W)

The Jung Division

I Want to Sink Your Sailboats (8J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J)
Limbless Contessa (6J)
Test Fuck (4J)

That last one was a real tough one.

Whoever came up with "Little Frottage by the Lake" - I said that out loud to myself yesterday and got the joke. I would vote for that as the funniest, if not best, band name.

Like there's that much of a difference.

= Justin

Edited to include this - Mike the Angry Russian: It makes it a muuuch better title. For those who don't know, "Margaret" is a coming of age story by pre-adolescent fave Judy Blume. I remember it for the spicy* account of Margaret getting her first period.

* Give me a break, I was like nine when I read it.

DAY 2 MATCHUPS

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig (1A) [as coach of both teams, all I can say is that it was a hell of a game]
Punch You Face Me (2A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
people, hi-five the pope (5A)

The Stack Division

Wyaoming (1S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)
Book Reference Book (11S) [in double overtime]
Owl Botherer (12S) [via a tip-in at the buzzer]


The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Kinko's f*cked up my order (7W)
Curry Favor (3W)
Botanical Bulls (13W)

The Jung Division

I Want to Sink Your Sailboats (8J)
lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J)
Emergency Turban (3J)
Test Fuck (4J) [eeked it out with some clutch free throws in the final minute]

I would definitely see a band called "EAMUBN64NSET"