scott wrote:

electrons wrote:I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.

What if "C, A, T"... really spelled... you are such a fricken nerd!

But hang I out at Ogre's bar all the time!

Please click on "news and apperances".




PS. I am like a chocoholic, but for booze

electrons wrote:I am like a chocoholic, but for booze

"The Onion" certainly puts out some funny t-shirts:



However, I prefer their coffee mugs:

My votes:


The Albini Division
Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig.
Punch You Face Me
Ed Begley, Jr. and Solar-Powered Corolla
people, hi-five the pope

The Stack Division
Wyaoming
Roboweakling
Book Reference Book
Owl Botherer

The Weissenberger Division
Police Teeth
Fyddylstyxx
Curry Favor
Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself

The Jung Division
I Want to Sink Your Sailboats
lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win
Emergency Turban
Practice Wife

-Curtis

Brad, I am concerned that you may be playing with the robot's testicles.










Don't. Don't play with the robot's testicles.

electrons wrote:Brad, I am concerned that you may be playing with the robot's testicles.

One question: is the act of "playing with the robot's testicles" similar to the act of "jerking around a nice guy like Showtime"?

If so, then I am speaking with an authority.

Inside jokes!

They're shared with friends!

I can't take any of this seriously as long as "Syndrome of a Down" is receiving votes. This is akin to "Mott the Nipple" or "Guns N' Posers", or singing "wrapped up like a douche" or "there's a bathroom on the right". Total "shooting fish in a barrel" fare. You Downers should be ashamed of yourselves.

Also, I was stuck at 311 posts and that didn't set well with me.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:

electrons wrote:Brad, I am concerned that you may be playing with the robot's testicles.

One question: is the act of "playing with the robot's testicles" similar to the act of "jerking around a nice guy like Showtime"?

If so, then I am speaking with an authority.

Inside jokes!

They're shared with friends!

Sort of similar. It's more like "throwing a man's shades in the river early in the day".

Si? Siiiiiii.

I've counted all ballots through Curtis'. Three contests are now being decided by a single vote. If you ever thought your vote doesn't count, you are wrong! It counts today! I believe Scott has set the deadline for 7am (Central, I'm guessing). Get 'em in! It's your chance to make a difference!

DAY 2 MATCHUPS

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A)
Punch You Face Me (2A)
Pelt-Lobber (11A)
people, hi-five the pope (5A)

The Stack Division

Gentle Fudge (9S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S)
Which Base Is Fingering? (3S)
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)


The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W)
Kinko's f*cked up my order (7W)
VanDerSnatch (11W)
Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)

The Jung Division

Syndrome of a Down (1J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J)
Emergency Turban (3J)
Test Fuck (4J) (Closest one yet - Feel no shame, Practice Wife. You fought like a champ)

Day 2 is in the books. Upsets galore in the Stack division with our 1st #1 seed falling (Wyaoming (1S), we hardly knew you). The poorly punned Weissenberger Division (personally, I prefer the Bison Burger Division) looks strong with the 1,2,3 and 5 seeds remaining. In the Jung Division, Syndrome of a Down (1J) ekes one out as I cast the tie-braking vote for the little disease that could. And in the Albini Division, top seeded Danzig is more popular than ever (something to be said for setting the bar low), rolling into the Sweet 16.

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A) defeats Stephen Hawking and the Bendy Straws (8A) 27-5
Punch You Face Me (2A) defeats Pant Gift (7A) 18-14
Pelt-Lobber (11A) upsets Ed Begley, Jr. and Solar-Powered Corolla (14A)24-8
people, hi-five the pope (5A) upsets tightest diaper (4A) 20-12

The Stack Division

Gentle Fudge (9S) upsets Wyaoming (1S) 22-10
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S) upsets Roboweakling (2S) 19-13
Book Reference Book (11S) upsets Which Base Is Fingering? (3S) 22-8
The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S) upsets Owl Botherer (12S) 17-15


The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W) defeats Show Your Work (math rockers) (9W) 26-6
Fyddylstyxx (2W) defeats Kinko's f*cked up my order (7W) 25-7
Curry Favor (3W) defeats VanDerSnatch (11W) 20-12
Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W) defeats Botanical Bulls (13W) 19-13

The Jung Division

Syndrome of a Down (1J) defeats I Want to Sink Your Sailboats (8J) 17-16
The Queen Is Dad (15J) upsets lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win (7J) 19-13
Emergency Turban (3J) defeats Limbless Contessa (6J) 20-11
Test Fuck (4J) defeats Practice Wife (12J) 17-15

On to the Sweet 16!!!

The Albini Division

Are you there god? It’s me, Danzig. (1A) v. people, hi-five the pope (5A)
Punch You Face Me (2A) v. Pelt-Lobber (11A)

The Stack Division

Gentle Fudge (9S) v. The Taste of Steel as Your Last Meal (13S)
Coldest Breasts Ever (7S) v. Book Reference Book (11S)

The Weissenberger Division

Police Teeth (1W) v. Simon Says: Go Fuck Yourself (5W)
Fyddylstyxx (2W) v. Curry Favor (3W)

The Jung Division

Syndrome of a Down (1J) v. Test Fuck (4J)
The Queen Is Dad (15J) v. Emergency Turban (3J)

Voting Begins Now!!!