i pissed on my mom and dad while they were in bed... i dont remember this.

once also while drunk and having a one night stand i remember sucking on what i thought was a nipple, it was actually a huge mole on her back.

knives wrote:i pissed on my mom and dad while they were in bed... i dont remember this.

once also while drunk and having a one night stand i remember sucking on what i thought was a nipple, it was actually a huge mole on her back.

knives wrote:i pissed on my mom and dad while they were in bed... i dont remember this.

once also while drunk and having a one night stand i remember sucking on what i thought was a nipple, it was actually a huge mole on her back.

crikey, you must have been really pissed to get her front and back the wrong way round!!!

knives wrote:i pissed on my mom and dad while they were in bed... i dont remember this.

once also while drunk and having a one night stand i remember sucking on what i thought was a nipple, it was actually a huge mole on her back.

I pissed on my friend's mom and dad, the first time I ever got properly drunk.

It was my dad's 40th birthday party, and I was staying round my best friend's house cos our place was full of guests. I was thirteen at the time. I remember puking up all over my lawn before walking round to my friend's, but I don't remember much after that.

His mum kindly informed me the next day that I had wandered in to their room stark bollock naked during the night. To explain a necessary detail - one wall of my friend's mom and dad's bedroom was lined with fitted wardrobes, and one of the identical doors actually led to an en suite bathroom which I had used many times in the past when hanging out with said homey. In my drunken state I obviously didn't think that maybe I shouldn't enter their room and use their en suite bathroom whilst they were sleeping in there; disregarding this and arriving there anyhow I started opening the wardrobe doors looking for the bathroom; obviously I was for some reason satisfied that I'd found it when I decided to start urinating amongst his mum's dresses; when she woke up and screamed at me I turned round, still urinating, and calmly approached her in her bed and started covering her with my loving piss.

It is a miracle that I ever drank again. It is also a miracle that in the morning his mum saw the funny side and didn't even bill my parents for the dry-cleaning. She was a good sort though, she just took the piss out of me constantly for two years afterwards, calling my "pisspants".

si-maro wrote:It is a miracle that I ever drank again. It is also a miracle that in the morning his mum saw the funny side and didn't even bill my parents for the dry-cleaning. She was a good sort though, she just took the piss out of me constantly for two years afterwards, calling my "pisspants".

You don't have her number do you?

Well, I haven't been drunk that much, but apparently I had some fairly in depth and candid discussions on Saturday with personal strangers about the state of my life at the moment that got around the rumor mill and made certain people uncomfortable. That's about it.

Had a "drinking contest" with a guy named Jimmy Flame.

WHOOOO!

Ike

Ike wrote:Had a "drinking contest" with a guy named Jimmy Flame.

WHOOOO!

Ike

of the blue meanies?

Yikes! This thread should have a disclaimer. Thankfully having an alcoholic mother has dissuaded me from the bottle.

I've only gotten totally shit faced a handful of times. each time I feel like a total jackass afterwards. There is an entire photo album of pictures of me on one night. 1/2 of them are of me pointing my finger in the faces of my friends with a "Look buddy, lemmie tell you something" look. The other half are on the ground with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a bottle of orange juice in the other.

I love getting drunk.