greg wrote:-You look old. Have you had babies?
-No!
-You look old.
Yeah, that's a winner. I'm going to use that tonite on someone.
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11Yeah, that's a winner. I'm going to use that tonite on someone.
Yeah, that's a winner. I'm going to use that tonite on someone.
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12scott wrote:Tom wrote:scott wrote:"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body...
would you like one?"
I don't get it.
Seriously?
Yeah. Seriously.
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13Tom wrote:scott wrote:Tom wrote:scott wrote:"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body...
would you like one?"
I don't get it.
Seriously?
Yeah. Seriously.
To say about someone "oh, he doesn't have a mean bone in his body" is a slang way of saying "this person is super nice" or "this person is incapable of being mean".
So you are setting her up, saying "you are really nice".
But then by asking "would you like one?", you are offering to put a mean bone in her body. See?
"The bastards have landed"
www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album
www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album
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14scott wrote:Tom wrote:scott wrote:Tom wrote:scott wrote:"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body...
would you like one?"
I don't get it.
Seriously?
Yeah. Seriously.
To say about someone "oh, he doesn't have a mean bone in his body" is a slang way of saying "this person is super nice" or "this person is incapable of being mean".
So you are setting her up, saying "you are really nice".
But then by asking "would you like one?", you are offering to put a mean bone in her body. See?
Yeah, I get that, but how could you put a m.... OH!
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15Tom wrote:scott wrote:Tom wrote:scott wrote:Tom wrote:scott wrote:"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body...
would you like one?"
I don't get it.
Seriously?
Yeah. Seriously.
To say about someone "oh, he doesn't have a mean bone in his body" is a slang way of saying "this person is super nice" or "this person is incapable of being mean".
So you are setting her up, saying "you are really nice".
But then by asking "would you like one?", you are offering to put a mean bone in her body. See?
Yeah, I get that, but how could you put a m.... OH!
Wait, what? Like you have to be a skeleton or something?
matthew wrote:His Life and his Death gives us LIFE.......supernatural life- which is His own life because he is God and Man. This is all straight Catholicism....no nuttiness or mystical crap here.
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16"Whenever I see a beautifull women I become Joey Lawrence I become Joey Lawrence"
And before she asks I slap on the Joey impression, "Wooow"
Women like cheese and and compliments.
and then
"take off yr pants and stay awhile"
And before she asks I slap on the Joey impression, "Wooow"
Women like cheese and and compliments.
and then
"take off yr pants and stay awhile"
Ty Webb wrote:I hope the little-known 8th dwarf, Chinky, is on that list.
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17-You look old. Have you had babies?
-No!
-You look old.
A little bit of wee came out I laughed so hard.
Thank you for making my day....err week.....no, month
Shit, I lead a dull existence
Thanks anyway
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18This only works if you're there with another woman:
"Woah, why have I been fucking this piece of trash?"
"Woah, why have I been fucking this piece of trash?"
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Quicumque quattuor feles possidet insanus est.
Electrical Audio
sa at electrical dot com
Quicumque quattuor feles possidet insanus est.
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19mrdfnle wrote:"Whenever I see a beautifull women I become Joey Lawrence I become Joey Lawrence"
...
Women like cheese and and compliments.
But apparently not spelling or grammar.
"The bastards have landed"
www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album
www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album
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20When i smooth up onto a woman see doesn't see the spelling mistakes.
Ty Webb wrote:I hope the little-known 8th dwarf, Chinky, is on that list.