oh yeah, it was totally unsuccessful.

"Heaven must be missing an angel. Cause I wanna finger your clit."

never fails

The clean one:
"Good lord you must be tired!"
"Why"
"'Cause baby you've been running through my dreams for *days*"

The not as clean one:
"You and I need to get something straight between us...
...like, m'penis"
(What the hell, it sort of rhymes. Try singing it)

The psycho one:
"See me now or see me in your rearview mirror"
(props to my friend Paul).

This actually happened to my friend Doug. He was at a party and a girl came up to him and said "Hey, do you like orange juice?"
Doug in his typical fashion, looked at her askance and said "yeah, sure"
"Well, we have something in common, let's go back to my place."

Not being one with the smoothest of lines,

there is one that has worked remarkably well for me.

"wanna go in the bathroom and make out?"

implying nothing more than the suckie face, yet opening the door to so much more fun and excitement.

80% of the time it works everytime.

BadComrade wrote:"If you give me a handjob, I'll show you what bar all the cool guys hang out at."

BadComrade doesn't like to put all of his chips in at once.

"Did you just fart? Because you blow me away."

If I said you had a nice body would you come back to my house and take a shit on my chest?

That has never failed, btw.

I am in love you Rotten Tanx. You look like Trevor McDonald and you like people to shit on you. That makes me so horny.

Which reminds me of the old Neil Hamburger Joke:

- Why did Catherine Zeta Jones rub shit in to her vagina?
- Because she was horny.

Do you have a sister named bulldog, you look just like her

I’ve never seen such an angel, can angels fly with cum all over their wings.

Why don’t you sit in my lap and talk about the first thing that comes up

I’m naturally an erotic person, you see I was a cucumber in my past life.

Act like your driving an invisible car, pull up to the girl, act like your rolling down a window.."yes I'd like two large breasts and a bucket of your thighs." then lick your fingers say "hmmmmm juicy"

glynnisjohns wrote:
80% of the time it works everytime.

brilliant