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Total votes: 11 (73%)
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Total votes: 4 (27%)
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My Moustache

21 by simmo_Archive
Cranius wrote:
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I've thought of some more improvements. Initially, I was just going to beef-up the moustache, but I got carried away.

Sorry.


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I got the piercing done 8 years ago when I was 16, and I just sort of came accustomed to it. I hate piercings, they are fucking gay, you're right - I don't even notice that I have one most of the time and would never in a million years get one done now. But here's the problem - I got it done so long ago that if I take it out

a) I have a big permanent hole in my face
b) everyone says to me for the next week - what's that big stupid hole in your face? did you used to have a piercing there or something?

anyway, i had the moustache for 10 minutes in between shaving off a beard and going clean-shaven. I just felt I should document it, that's all.
Rick Reuben wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.


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My Moustache

23 by Cranius_Archive
si-maro wrote:anyway, i had the moustache for 10 minutes in between shaving off a beard and going clean-shaven. I just felt I should document it, that's all.


I did this a while ago. I gave my wife a tour of moustaches through the ages. Unfortunately I didn't have a camera at the time.

This all reminds of the Sparks song 'Moustache':

A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a 20 carat ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there's one place where they've been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

They call me sir, and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when the guess the lunch I've had

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man


Not Crap.

My Moustache

24 by Rimbaud III_Archive
Cranius wrote:
si-maro wrote:anyway, i had the moustache for 10 minutes in between shaving off a beard and going clean-shaven. I just felt I should document it, that's all.


I did this a while ago. I gave my wife a tour of moustaches through the ages. Unfortunately I didn't have a camera at the time.


I did this a few months back! We've all tried out some alternative 'styles' within the safety of their bathroom when de-beardifying!

I thought I'd try this on for an afternoon, and surprise my g/f when she got back from work. Needless to say, I bottle out...

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Stockhausen!

My Moustache

26 by tommydski_Archive
i'm voting crap for completely the wrong reasons because -
a) i cannot grow a mustache and i'm jealous.
b) voting not crap may encourage similar posts in the future. next time it may not be someone's mustache you see. we are moving towards "my face - c/nc" and eventually pictures of people's scrotii, posted for our analysis.

(yes i admit that i have totally made up the word 'scrotii')
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