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si-maro wrote:I'm fairly sure that Marsupialized is in Sparks.


I was in a metal band years ago and the queer blonde lead singer went by the name 'Sparks' we played a show once and one person was in the audience. After we played I went up to her to talk to her and I found out she was deaf. We played to one deaf girl. The place was huge too, how pathetic is that?
The only people who get mad at being called internet put downs like 'troll' are gigantic nerds, like the people who use those terms when insulting people.
As far as what bands I am in currently, do 5 seconds of homework and you will figure it out. It was discussed at length a little while back.
Or you could just type in 'universally respected rock bands' or 'The greatest band in all of Chicago' into google and it should come up.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Marsupialized wrote:
si-maro wrote:I'm fairly sure that Marsupialized is in Sparks.


I was in a metal band years ago and the queer blonde lead singer went by the name 'Sparks' we played a show once and one person was in the audience. After we played I went up to her to talk to her and I found out she was deaf. We played to one deaf girl. The place was huge too, how pathetic is that?


Ace deflection, chief. Now about this secret band you currently play in. What's it called? I think you may have mentioned playing some pretty tough gigs before, but I can't remember the name of your band. What is it again?

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Andrew L. wrote:Oh, I see you addressed this (edited your post) before I posted my reply. So you pretend you're in a band on an anonymous internet message board.

That is the best thing.

Ha ha. So great. You are a tough cookie, Marsupialized.


Yes, you have got me I am not really in a band. I make up these stories to impress you homosexual indie rockers.
I didn't edit shit, what are you talking about?
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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I love how a thread about funny pickup lines turns into a pissing match between 3 guys who obviously really, REALLY need to get laid - maybe even by each other. Why not start another thread and/or stop feeding the trolls? All 3 of you just sound like idiots at this point. Stop fighting and just get a room already. I want to read more funny pickup lines without wading through crap since, you know, that's what the thread is supposed to be about.
it's not the length, it's the gersch

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El Protoolio wrote:I love how a thread about funny pickup lines turns into a pissing match between 3 guys who obviously really, REALLY need to get laid - maybe even by each other. Why not start another thread and/or stop feeding the trolls? All 3 of you just sound like idiots at this point. Stop fighting and just get a room already. I want to read more funny pickup lines without wading through crap since, you know, that's what the thread is supposed to be about.


hey, stay on the subject please.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Marsupialized wrote:
Andrew L. wrote:Oh, I see you addressed this (edited your post) before I posted my reply. So you pretend you're in a band on an anonymous internet message board.

That is the best thing.

Ha ha. So great. You are a tough cookie, Marsupialized.


Yes, you have got me I am not really in a band. I make up these stories to impress you homosexual indie rockers.
I didn't edit shit, what are you talking about?


Marsupialized, you are rather insistent about my (and others) homosexuality. Perhaps Freud can help us work through this repetition compulsion of yours:

Freudian Projection.

* "A defense mechanism in which the individual attributes to other people impulses and traits that he himself has but cannot accept. It is especially likely to occur when the person lacks insight into his own impulses and traits."

* "The externalisation of internal unconscious wishes, desires or emotions on to other people. So, for example, someone who feels subconsciously that they have a powerful latent homosexual drive may not acknowledge this consciously, but it may show in their readiness to suspect others of being homosexual."


As for the relations between; a) the make-believe band you play in b) your total toughness, and c) the fact you like to spar with homosexuals online, this would a require a fairly elaborate explanation of things like transference neuroses, fantasy, fetal alcohol syndrome, etc.

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El Protoolio wrote:I love how a thread about funny pickup lines turns into a pissing match between 3 guys who obviously really, REALLY need to get laid - maybe even by each other. Why not start another thread and/or stop feeding the trolls? All 3 of you just sound like idiots at this point. Stop fighting and just get a room already. I want to read more funny pickup lines without wading through crap since, you know, that's what the thread is supposed to be about.


We're not fighting, we're trying to pick each other up. Relax.

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