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Seriously Compressing the Dumbshit

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Look Rysie you bastard, This just ain't dumb enough... We need some inspired dumbshit to really reinvigorate this once mighty thread...

This compressor's only squashing 2:1 and that ain't enough!


Question for steve:

After at least 4 hours, Delicious Daryl was getting tired of being a Despot. The only way he could muster the strength to tell Maenad was to “whiff out” in baseball. He wiped up what was left of his knees and shuttered at the thought of “Dunked Donuts”. Everything was sooo intramural right now , the sky was carb-o-loaded with chew-gooey caramel and packed with more then just “PEANUTS”. If he wasn’t careful, the charm of ‘hoisted Allen’ would make him a slave to the old DENNIS RODMAN!!! Where to hide!!??

Starved of reasons, and desperate to rectify his bloated and egotistical need for things. It was right up curvaceous Leon’s alley, and no… he didn’t take shit off of his old lady. But what an old lady she was. Encased in trout and not half bad for a woman with more then a touch of Trenchmouth. Her sturdy frame would be a welcome addition to many a Light Weight pick up, or a extra spicy shaved Teenager. With all the due pomp and lovehandles befitting a women over the age of 13, even if she was half-asleep, I would trust her to run my motor lodge anytime. Like See-Ya. Going out for a swim? I wouldn’t be surprised if she joined you, or do I mean to say I have never been surprised by Mario Joiner???? Half Hour comedy Hour my ass

sklartles... sort of like skittles, but with the fruit removed and replaced with the television program Airwolf. And again I must say, King tut sucks
joesepi wrote:This has nothing to do with our impending doom. I just love dirt bikes.


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