Hi everyone. It has come time to put waltermalling out to pasture. I felt he had a really great run for the most part. What started as a time waster soon became an experiment in character acting over the web. It was fun while it lasted, but I must move on.

I'm sorry if I ever truly offended anyone on here. I'm also sorry if I ever stepped over the line.

Special thanks to my favorite people on this board: russ, angrydragon, bweiss, lvp, majormiller (sometimes), etc… also, congratulations rachael on the new job and the lion, witch and wardrobe being a huge hit.

Over and out,
Walter Malling

PS…Happy Festivus.

Huh??!!

Where are you going?

More to the point, who are you?

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What do you mean?

Are you leaving or something?

How come?

You never pretended to be anyone else.... Come on.

Dear God!

What the frig!?!!?!!

Please Walter, Who the hell were you really?

Did you find Jesus?

Is this Steve?

You win, waltermalling. You win.

I'd be lying if I said you won't be missed.

Q. How much is that Slint hoodie?
A. Not.

I'm a little pissed that I didn't make the favorite persons list.

I. Am. Stunned.

Well no, but I am more than a little surprised.

Well done.

1300+ posts as a made up character is kind of insane. he infiltrated my non electrical board thoughts. when rob thomas or some other awful band would be on tv, i would make myself sit through them to see if i could get a new walter topic about music so bad i would cringe while typing it. walter had some bad tastes.

and as evidenced above, his run on sentence and overall grammer talent has seemed to take me over as well.

peripatic, i liked you as well. and swede and clortho before they got outed as the same person.
now that's insane!