Peripatetic wrote:

MajorEverettMiller wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:

kerble wrote:

Gramsci wrote:I will be flying to the US to come to shows if there are no plans to play in Europe.

Anyone got a sofa?

no. Just a bicycle with no seat. you're welcome to it, though.



[colon pain face]

Play it safe Gramsci, put a condom on that thing.

Yeah, and make sure to put the frame and wheels in the condom, too...just in case.

Freak.

You can fit your entire bicycle in a rubber?!?!

Dude, there's very little I can't fit into a rubber.

Rimbaud III wrote:Dude, there's very little I can't fit into a rubber.

Apparently.

Peripatetic wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:Shaving is too much. Trimming back to a respectable length (the kind that makes removing condoms easier - yes, I put my balls in too) is decidedly NOT CRAP.
I extend this practice to the underarms and my chest - we don't live in caves anymore, so we have no need for this surplus fluff.

I extend the trimming to the pits and chest, but the bic is reserved for my nutsac.

Just wait Rimbaud III, mine started as trimming back, too, but you get to the point where you got see how far you can take it. Next thing you know, you've got the balls of a ten year old.

P.S. How the fuck do you get your balls inside a rubber?

P.P.S. To find that thread I did a search for "Rimbaud rubber balls". Now I laugh.

This thread WILL return to the soiling of slacks over the potential JL reunion, but only after I make this very clear:

I DO NOT ACTUALLY SLIP CONDOMS ROUND MY BALLS TOO.

As you were, gents.

Rimbaud III wrote:

Peripatetic wrote:

MajorEverettMiller wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:

kerble wrote:

Gramsci wrote:I will be flying to the US to come to shows if there are no plans to play in Europe.

Anyone got a sofa?

no. Just a bicycle with no seat. you're welcome to it, though.



[colon pain face]

Play it safe Gramsci, put a condom on that thing.

Yeah, and make sure to put the frame and wheels in the condom, too...just in case.

Freak.

You can fit your entire bicycle in a rubber?!?!

Dude, there's very little I can't fit into a rubber.

I think that we should be worried about is that you can fit an entire bicycle up your ass.

Rimbaud III wrote:I DO NOT ACTUALLY SLIP CONDOMS ROUND MY BALLS TOO.

You said it, not me.

I spoke to my friend and he said that detailed information should be on the internett later today. I think if you live in any major US city than your in luck. There are talks of them playing South by Southwest this year too.

Don't know anythign about Europe, though. I'll keep you guys posted.

I can't believe this isn't on Pitchfork yet!!

-MHB

nick92675 wrote:i smell a leg pulling...

I think it's a finger.

Hi.
My name is David Lambeth Yow.
Perhaps you've heard of me.
I got a couple phone calls today, one of 'em from Steve Albini, to tell me about this TJL reunion.
I came to look at this fiction and saw that at least one fella plans on flying to the good ole USA for the reunion.

DON"T FLY ANYWHERE!!!
This reunion IS NOT HAPPENING.
First off - the ONLY way I would be part of a TJL reunion is if Mac were playing drums. I have a pretty good imagination, but I can't see that ever happening.

For the folks who got all excited - I'm sorry, but thanks for getting all excited, that's flattering.

There are still plans, and I as far as I know, Scratch Acid will be playing in Chicago (at least) as part of Touch And Go's 25 anniversary. That excites me.

well, I guess my bicycle with no seat will be empty for yet another year.

Lambeth wrote:
There are still plans, and I as far as I know, Scratch Acid will be playing in Chicago (at least) as part of Touch And Go's 25 anniversary. That excites me.

Wait, 25th? I thought it was 20th? And no JL reunion?

What a fuckin' day...