Andrew L. wrote:Kenny: Hitting the snooze button for the fourth time on a Monday morning.

Just Better: You are the reigning champion of Extreme Ironing.

Just Worse: A friend has recently pointed out to you a strangely challenging drum part in Toto's "Hold The Line". Since this time, the mental image of Toto drummer Jeff Porcaro (with his cocaine-weakened heart) collapsing and dying in his yard while mowing the lawn has crossed your mind more than once.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:

Andrew L. wrote:Kenny: Hitting the snooze button for the fourth time on a Monday morning.

Just Better: You are the reigning champion of Extreme Ironing.

Just Worse: A friend has recently pointed out to you a strangely challenging drum part in Toto's "Hold The Line". Since this time, the mental image of Toto drummer Jeff Porcaro (with his cocaine-weakened heart) collapsing and dying in his yard while mowing the lawn has crossed your mind more than once.

Where's the new Kenny?

Andrew L. wrote:Kenny: Hitting the snooze button for the fourth time on a Monday morning.

Just Better: You are the reigning champion of Extreme Ironing.

Just Worse: A friend has recently pointed out to you a strangely challenging drum part in Toto's "Hold The Line". Since this time, the mental image of Toto drummer Jeff Porcaro (with his cocaine-weakened heart) collapsing and dying in his yard while mowing the lawn has crossed your mind more than once.

Kenny: Catching a glimpse of a beautiful sunrise through the air holes that your captor has drilled in the pine box.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Kenny: Catching a glimpse of a beautiful sunrise through the air holes that your captor has drilled in the pine box.

Just Better: You buy a carton of shiners at the bait shop.
Once lakeside, you remove the lid to discover that they have mistakenly
given you leeches. You throw the leeches in the lake, cursing
the bait shop clerk for ruining your picnic.

Just worse: You find a bullet with your name on it. You
put it in your pocket and save it for later.

Kenny: The Tri-Lateral Commission thinks you're conspiring
against them.

Kenny: The Tri-Lateral Commission thinks you're conspiring
against them.

JB: Lee Marvin laying on the ground bleeding and unconscious from The Roger Moore

JW: Turning down The Trump after he makes you the apprentice



Kenny: Finding out all the rumors are true and convincing yourself to finally get that lobotamy/vasectomy.

mrdfnle wrote:Kenny: Finding out all the rumors are true and convincing yourself to finally get that lobotomy/vasectomy.

JB: finding out that all the rumors are true and getting a vasectomy at one of the 2006 jesus lizard shows

JW: having your surgeon confuse 'vasectomy' with 'lobotomy'


kenny: having to live on a diet of orange juice & fig newtons

hench wrote:kenny: having to live on a diet of orange juice & fig newtons

JB : having to live on a diet of orange soda and chips ahoy
JW : having to live on a diet of orange newtons and fig soda

Kennel: finding out, after almost 25 years, that your kid brother is actually a sex robot

toomanyhelicopters wrote:Kennel: finding out, after almost 25 years, that your kid brother is actually a sex robot

Just Better: You spend 30 years developing a working
drum kit made entirely of chamois. You declare
success after making an endorsement deal with Octopus
Car Wash.

Just Worse: The last time you ate at Carl's; you were
eating Carl.

Sometimes Even A Blind Chicken Finds A Kenny Of Corn:
Due to a stringent local smoking ban, you take up the
habit of sippingLiquid Smoke all day long.

The kenny - Due to a stringent local smoking ban, you take up the
habit of sipping Liquid Smoke all day long.

Just better - resurrecting the kenny in the hope that with enough interest it's poet laureate B_______ R W__________ will resume his role with aplomb.

Just worse - they have banned smoking in licensed premises in your country despite the fact that it is alcohol and not tobacco that is destroying your country.



First kenny of 2006 - all of bob mould's music videos. especially the sugar ones.

Kenny- All of bob mould's music videos. especially the sugar ones.

just better-the actual survaillence video of Pee Wee Herman jerkin' it in the adult video plaza.

just worse- The collective trashbin contents of all of the wannabe rapstars.





The Kenny: Your new telemarketing job exposes you to Snohomish and Sammamish. Which you gladly name your recently adopted twins