I'm sure like most people, my first reaction would be entirely viscerous, yielding little in the way of sound judgement. This is an issue I'm somewhat at odds against, as there is a more categorical side to me which I feel I might succumb to in a situation such as this as far as trying to be as humane and diplomatic as humanly possible.

Eh.. let the bouncer deal with it..

Jordan wrote:I'm sure like most people, my first reaction would be entirely viscerous, yielding little in the way of sound judgement. This is an issue I'm somewhat at odds against, as there is a more categorical side to me which I feel I might succumb to in a situation such as this as far as trying to be as humane and diplomatic as humanly possible.

Eh.. let the bouncer deal with it..

Where is The front pouch we call Marsupialized?

Where is the responce we call Susan?

Where, at the very end is the MadChaosopher to spread the butter on the bun?

In all probability I'd do nothing, since the person hitting my girlfriend would almost certainly be my wife!

Hahahahahaha!

I make an old-skool joke, like a comedian from the olden days!

Boom!

Champion Rabbit wrote:I make an old-skool joke, like a comedian from the olden days!

Now get out.

I'd say "Hey, you asked for it, Britney"

What would I do if someone hit my girlfriend?

Break their fucking nose.

Gramsci wrote:What would I do if someone hit my girlfriend?

Break their fucking nose.

I don't condone violence, but this is surely what most people would do, no?

I might also poke their eyes in and piss in the sockets. Actually, I might also puch them in the back of the head. And while they're passed out on the ground put one of their hands down the front of their pants and another down the back. With a finger up their bum.

My g/f would be so proud of me.

Rimbaud III wrote:... And while they're passed out on the ground put one of their hands down the front of their pants and another down the back. With a finger up their bum.

My g/f would be so proud of me.

WTF, have you been drinking?

Again.

Gramsci wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:... And while they're passed out on the ground put one of their hands down the front of their pants and another down the back. With a finger up their bum.

My g/f would be so proud of me.

WTF, have you been drinking?

Again.

Nope. I just finished bench pressing.

Rimbaud III wrote:

Gramsci wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:... And while they're passed out on the ground put one of their hands down the front of their pants and another down the back. With a finger up their bum.

My g/f would be so proud of me.

WTF, have you been drinking?

Again.

Nope. I just finished bench pressing.

All that testoserone is making you gay...