Pet: Pit bull
1I love animals, all animals, but when I was about 10 a neighbor of mine got his face ripped open by a pit bull which has since made me steer clear of these animals. My neighbor (about eight at the time) simply leaned over to pet what had previously been a completely passive animal and the dog sunk his teeth around his face, literally tearing and pulling the skin off. He has huge scars to this day.
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