Shake your titties in my face, stick your freshly waxed asshole on my fucking tongue. Yeah, thanks. Here's $5.

You know, if I give her $10, I bet she'll let me touch them.

Better still, I will pay her $50 and let her ferociously dry hump me.

You know, if I keep tipping her, I bet she'll sleep with me! Yeah!








WRONG



Who's degraded now?

If you're dumb enough to pay for this kind of "entertainment", then you get what you deserve.

Not all strippers are drug addicts. Not all strippers are uneducated. Not all strippers were abused.

I work with engineers. All highly intelligent and well-educated. One in particular abuses pharmaceuticals. Another one once told me that his uncle molested him repeatedly between the ages of 9-13.

Stripping is easy money. If I was a woman, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

Some places treat the women like gold. Some treat the women like shit.

McDonald's doesn't treat their employees nearly as well as Starbucks.

It's a fucking job. If you don't like it, don't support it.

Now shut up, drink this $20 per ounce champagne and play with my taint. Oh yeah, here's yer tip...

If anyone in real life said the word "titties" to me I'd vomit on my fist and then punch them in the neck.


I dont know about strip clubs though.

Rotten Tanx wrote:If anyone in real life said the word "titties" to me I'd vomit on my fist and then punch them in the neck.

What about "shirt potatoes"?

What about top bollocks. (MBB)

Uh, not crap for a million reasons which I do not have time to list because I must get to the home run inn lunch buffet before 2 and stuff my belly full of pizza and pasta.
Fuck all y'all.

I've been to sleazy, depressing, sad strip clubs, and i've been to some pretty great classy ones where everyone is having a good time. It's all about why the girls are doing it, and why the guys are there.

I have a very very good friend who stripped for a few months to make money to live overseas. She did it and got out immediately. I'd imagine that's probably the way to go.

The stereotype that all guys who go to strip clubs are sad, pathetic losers so desperate to see titties that they'll pay for them is about as off-base as the one that says all strippers are pathetic drugged-out pseudo-hookers who were molested as children. Whatever. Yes, both of these exist, but this has not been the majority of my experience in strip clubs.

My girlfriend and i have gone to several of them together. It's fun. If the girls are having a good time and are being treated well by the staff and clientele, it's a total blast.

There's a strip club outside of Milwaukee in Westallica that started booking bands. It's amazing.

Marsupialized wrote:Uh, not crap for a million reasons...

Yeah, but you only need mention two:

Left tit

&

Right tit

Not Crap

Marsupialized wrote:Uh, not crap for a million reasons

One of them being that they're the only place you get to see "titties" in real life, I'm assuming.

run joe, run wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Uh, not crap for a million reasons

One of them being that they're the only place you get to see "titties" in real life, I'm assuming.

I'm guessing you have a point, but ah...