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scott wrote:
hellyes!! wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:...and sometimes girls overestimate how attractive they are and think every dude within 50 yards is trying desperately to get into their pants.
'I know they wanna fuck me, but they are too scared to come up and try' uh, yeah...I mean, if it makes you feel better about yourself to think that way go right ahead....but.....
I remember a little exchange where you yapped on and on about how your life is just ruined because you are so attractive that you can't step one foot outside your front door without being hit on every guy who comes near you....
Now you complain that guys are not coming up to you and hitting on you.
Typical woman. Self obsessed, full of shit.


Marsup,
Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful. I'll let you buy me a bassoon, too. ...Ya know, cuz I'm thin and attractive....and, guys are tripping all over themselves to buy attractive girls gifts. Isn't that what you said? And, now you complain about women being self-obsessed. Seems you have some conflicting views of your own.

And, for the record...You missed the whole point of my post, which is that I'm NOT out seeking the attention of men and so I'm relatively reserved. Hence, I think guys believe I'm not very approachable. I said nothing in my post about every guy in the room trying to get in my pants.


In addition to not understanding what you were saying, he is also illustrating his lack of memory. He "remembers a little exchange"... that he had months ago with a different poster, a girl named Kenoki who lives in Florida.

Okay, back to pickup lines!!

How about this one...

"You smell purty".


Are you sure it wasn't her? How the fuck do you remember this stuff? What was mine and Hellyessss's exchange about then?
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Marsupialized wrote:
scott wrote:
hellyes!! wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:...and sometimes girls overestimate how attractive they are and think every dude within 50 yards is trying desperately to get into their pants.
'I know they wanna fuck me, but they are too scared to come up and try' uh, yeah...I mean, if it makes you feel better about yourself to think that way go right ahead....but.....
I remember a little exchange where you yapped on and on about how your life is just ruined because you are so attractive that you can't step one foot outside your front door without being hit on every guy who comes near you....
Now you complain that guys are not coming up to you and hitting on you.
Typical woman. Self obsessed, full of shit.


Marsup,
Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful. I'll let you buy me a bassoon, too. ...Ya know, cuz I'm thin and attractive....and, guys are tripping all over themselves to buy attractive girls gifts. Isn't that what you said? And, now you complain about women being self-obsessed. Seems you have some conflicting views of your own.

And, for the record...You missed the whole point of my post, which is that I'm NOT out seeking the attention of men and so I'm relatively reserved. Hence, I think guys believe I'm not very approachable. I said nothing in my post about every guy in the room trying to get in my pants.


In addition to not understanding what you were saying, he is also illustrating his lack of memory. He "remembers a little exchange"... that he had months ago with a different poster, a girl named Kenoki who lives in Florida.

Okay, back to pickup lines!!

How about this one...

"You smell purty".


Are you sure it wasn't her? How the fuck do you remember this stuff? What was mine and Hellyessss's exchange about then?


Our exhange was something like this...

You: What do I do about my hot girl roommate that I can't bang
Me: What makes you think she wants to bang you anyway
You: Her tits are hanging out and she sits around in her underwear being a cock tease
Me: Tell her to put some pants on
Toomany: Forum is becoming a sausagefest
Kenoki: http://www.electrical.com/phpBB2/viewto ... c&start=40
Last edited by hellyes!!_Archive on Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:25 am, edited 1 time in total.

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hellyes!! wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:
scott wrote:
hellyes!! wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:...and sometimes girls overestimate how attractive they are and think every dude within 50 yards is trying desperately to get into their pants.
'I know they wanna fuck me, but they are too scared to come up and try' uh, yeah...I mean, if it makes you feel better about yourself to think that way go right ahead....but.....
I remember a little exchange where you yapped on and on about how your life is just ruined because you are so attractive that you can't step one foot outside your front door without being hit on every guy who comes near you....
Now you complain that guys are not coming up to you and hitting on you.
Typical woman. Self obsessed, full of shit.


Marsup,
Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful. I'll let you buy me a bassoon, too. ...Ya know, cuz I'm thin and attractive....and, guys are tripping all over themselves to buy attractive girls gifts. Isn't that what you said? And, now you complain about women being self-obsessed. Seems you have some conflicting views of your own.

And, for the record...You missed the whole point of my post, which is that I'm NOT out seeking the attention of men and so I'm relatively reserved. Hence, I think guys believe I'm not very approachable. I said nothing in my post about every guy in the room trying to get in my pants.


In addition to not understanding what you were saying, he is also illustrating his lack of memory. He "remembers a little exchange"... that he had months ago with a different poster, a girl named Kenoki who lives in Florida.

Okay, back to pickup lines!!

How about this one...

"You smell purty".


Are you sure it wasn't her? How the fuck do you remember this stuff? What was mine and Hellyessss's exchange about then?


Our exhange was something like this...

You: What do I do about my hot girl roommate that I can't bang
Me: What makes you think she wants to bang you anyway
You: Her tits are hanging out and she sits around in her underwear being a cock tease
Me: Tell her to put some pants on
Toomany: Forum is becoming a sausagefest
Kenoki: http://www.electrical.com/phpBB2/viewto ... c&start=40


haha, well all you women are the same anyway so whatever it still stands
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Rotten Tanx wrote:When you gonna let me up in them guts?


wow. i've had something very similar which worked, then again i did know him..but still!!
Tom wrote: I remember going in the back and seeing him headbanging to Big Black. He looked like he was raping the air- really. He had this look on his face like, "yeah air... you know you want it.".

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