I had a threesome with my girlfriend of a few years ago and her male friend who came up to visit us one weekend. It was one of the most amazingly sexy things I've ever experienced.
A lot of men fall for women who are really hot, and then demand that that hotness belong to them alone. I say let it loose, the part of her that wants to be a slut. It's fucking great. She'll love you for it, and if you can get your head round it you get to see the person you love be a porn queen. Fantasy Island!

Unfortunately, regarding being with two or more females, there's a long list of almosts. Now I'm not frequenting so often with ultra-liberated anarchist types, these opportunities are not so forthcoming. But there's time yet.

There's always Malaysia.

Ok, I would love to with two girls regardless of the situation.

I could go two guys one girl if the girl wasn't my girlfriend, wife, whatever.

It probably be less awkward if I was friends with the guy too.

This seems like the normal preference to me?

There's a pair of nicknames the incredible Larry Damore has for the beginning of a three-fer. You're sitting on the foot of a bed, with a lady reclining on either side of you. You are rubbing the cooters, one of them with each hand.

This is known as a "double smoothie" or an "armchair."

Larry is good for such things.

steve wrote:There's a pair of nicknames the incredible Larry Damore has for the beginning of a three-fer. You're sitting on the foot of a bed, with a lady reclining on either side of you. You are rubbing the cooters, one of them with each hand.

This is known as a "double smoothie" or an "armchair."

Apparently, if you find yourself being the middle-man in gay threesome, you are known as the "Lucky Pierre".

steve wrote:There's a pair of nicknames the incredible Larry Damore has for the beginning of a three-fer. You're sitting on the foot of a bed, with a lady reclining on either side of you. You are rubbing the cooters, one of them with each hand.

This is known as a "double smoothie" or an "armchair."

Larry is good for such things.

Say you are sitting on the foot of a bed, with a gentleman reclining on either side of you. You are buffing up the wood, one of them with each hand.

This is known as "ski-poling."

Ski-poling!

Cranius wrote:
Apparently, if you find yourself being the middle-man in gay threesome, you are known as the "Lucky Pierre".

Slalom?

Cranius wrote:Apparently, if you find yourself being the middle-man in gay threesome, you are known as the "Lucky Pierre".

BadComrade wrote:Steve-

Can you confirm or deny a story I once heard about you, a deaf guy, and a young, flatulent woman?

I'm sure I could. Either confirm or deny. I'm sure I could.

This book told me to vote "crap".


It also did not explain why the "bowl of nacho chips" was "obligatory".

BadComrade wrote:

steve wrote:

BadComrade wrote:Steve-

Can you confirm or deny a story I once heard about you, a deaf guy, and a young, flatulent woman?

I'm sure I could. Either confirm or deny. I'm sure I could.

Well played, sir.

I enjoy the story as I've heard it, and probably don't want to know if it's not true. I shall never relay this story to others, since I myself can not confirm it through you... but god damn it is a great anecdote either way.

You can't just talk about something like this, and then say no more! Come on, do tell, please.

- Chet