wiggins wrote:Camel cigarettes

Just Better: Yuma, Arizona
Just Worse: Listening to Gary Busey discuss the virtues of motorcycle helmets

wiggins wrote:accidentally missing your girlfriend or partner, and getting ejaculate on fresh new bedsheets, and forgetting to prepare a towel beforehand. additionally, your girlfriend (or partner's) sisters are at home obstructing your path between the bedroom and the nearest towel/sanitation device.

Just Better: The hot game of "Twister" that immediately preceded said ejaculation
Just Worse: The aforementioned sisters standing outside the door prepared with a towel due to having listened to the entire encounter

wiggins wrote:ultimate frisbee

Just Better: SNUBA
Just Worse: Soccer

wiggins wrote:Christian recording artists DC Talk.

Just Better: Feline leukemia
Just Worse: Footbinding

Now please Kenny:

Eric Chavez, 3B, Oakland Athletics

A 1950's era A&W drive-in restaurant

"M*A*S*H"

K: Camel cigarettes

Just Better: Actual real live how-cool-is-that camels
Just Worse: Cigarettes


(i quit smoking 5 months ago...)

kenny: Blackjack

I was born and raised in Yuma, Arizona. The claim that Yuma, Arizona is "Just Better Than Camel Cigarettes" is eerily accurate.

Kenny: Eric Chavez, 3B Oakland Athletics

Just Better: Eric Chavez, 3B Oakland Athletics, once he learns to hit against lefties
Just Worse: Scott Rolen, 3B Philadelphia Phillies

Now Kenny: Being almost, but not quite, drunk enough to vomit

kenny: 1950's era a&w drive-in restaurant

j.b.: 2000s era hooters

j.w.: 2000s era a&w drive-THRU restaurant in canada where they don't even have fuckin' ICE for the root beer. WTF?!?!

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kenny: M*A*S*H

j.b.: SCTV

j.w.: WKRP in Cincinnati

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kenny: blackjack

j.b.: the state lottery

j.w.: going running, getting runner's trots, and having to wipe your ass with the $20 bill you were going to use to buy gatorade

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now you KENNY this kenny:

www.wayofthemaster.com

or perhaps this kenny:

a high school theatrical production of "the crucible"

The Kenny: www.wayofthemaster.com
Just Better: www.churchofsatan.com
Just Worse: www.4him.net

now kenny:

the fashion, the music, and the lifestyle that is Southern California.

wiggins wrote:The fashion, the music, and the lifestyle that is Southern California

Just Better: Crosses placed by roadsides to identify where loved ones have died in automobile accidents
Just Worse: A Third World water park that has been closed due to an outbreak of dysentery

tmidgett wrote:A high school theatrical production of "The Crucible"

Just Better: Sweetest Day
Just Worse: Pizza that includes as a topping any type of fruit

Now KENNY:

Yuppies riding new Harley-Davidson motorcycles
The mental image of David Crosby rubbing out some swimmers in order to produce Melissa Etheridge's lesbian love child
Flavor Flav

K: Flavor Flav

JB: Grady on "Sanford And Son"
JW: Going to the beach on a nice day and finding the water a bit too cold in which to comfortably swim

Now Kenny: Flotsam And Jetsam

Angus Jung wrote:Now Kenny: Flotsam And Jetsam

kenny = Flotsam And Jetsam
just better = Armored Saint
just worse = Savatage


Please Kenny:

Max Wright's performance as Willie Tanner on the TV show ALF

stackmatic wrote:Max Wright's performance as Willie Tanner on the TV show ALF

STACK!!!

Just Better: Sir John Gielgud's performance as Hamlet in the theatrical production of "Hamlet"
Just Worse: Sir Laurence Olivier's performance as Hamlet in the film adaptation of "Hamlet"

The Kenny: Wicker Park

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:The Kenny: Wicker Park

I'll give my first Kenny a shot...

Just Better: Portage Park
Just Worse: Lincoln Park

Now Kenny: Chewing Gum