MajorEverettMiller wrote:Franchise: Rosco's Chicken n' Waffles

Rosco's Chicken 'n Waffles = Sly and the Family Stone.

Back in the day, held a prominent place in the city of Oakland, Italia. Extremely flaky. Disappeared suddenly, and hasn't returned.

Franchise: Sonic Drive-In

Yeah, I fucked up and responded to page 1, resulting in an IHOP onslaught. Sorry.

So I'll do one of my own and pass one along:

Sir Beef=John "Cougar" Mellencamp

Relevant only if you live in Indiana.

Franchise: Lic's

itchy mcgoo wrote:Au Bon Pain and Cheescake Factory are hanging back. Lonely. Waiting for you witty mofos.

Cheescake Factory = System of a Down

Incredibly popular, they act fancy, but are really just for the masses. However, you eat there and like it, but you'd never tell your friends "I had a great meal at the cheesecake factory." Oh, and you don't know when they're going to be fast or slow.

Ben Adrian

Next: Popeye's Fried Chicken

benadrian wrote:Popeye's Fried Chicken

Black Flag.

Mostly good cause of the Biscuits.



Lic's
Au Bon Pain

itchy mcgoo wrote:Au Bon Pain

Au Bon Pain = Kings Of Convenience.

Tries to do a good Bread, but fails.

Franchises still on the board:
Popeye's Fried Chicken
Lic's

Angus Jung wrote:Franchises still on the board:
Popeye's Fried Chicken

Popeye's Fried Chicken = late 80's Frank Zappa band

You always expected them to take that ball (cartoon references/humor) and run just a little bit farther with it, even if only in the marketing of the product, but there seems to be a little much restraint, and unfortunately in this case it is not a good thing.


Anyone remember:
Harold's Chicken Shack

Harold's Chicken Shack: MAYHEM (or any norweigan death metal band, i guess...)


by the time you leave the venue, your arms are covered in chicken juices and you've probably eaten the gizzards, too.



franchise - tgi fridays (did we somehow miss this?)

itchy mcgoo wrote:

benadrian wrote:Popeye's Fried Chicken

Black Flag.

Mostly good cause of the Biscuits.

WINNER

slowriot wrote:franchise - tgi fridays (did we somehow miss this?)

TGI Fridays=The White Stripes

Red and white uniforms, and while there is plenty of "flair", the product is revealed to be just stamp-pressed and one-dimensional.

Franshise: Chipotle

Tree wrote:Franshise: Chipotle

Chipotle : Die Kreuzen


because everyone i know mispronounces it.