Franchise: Kenny Rogers Roasters

DrAwkward wrote:Franchise: Kenny Rogers Roasters

ZZ Top: Because it's easy to let the beard distract you from how juicy it really is.

mattw wrote:Happy-go-lucky franchise: Cold Stone Creamery

Cold Stone Creamery = The Polyphonic Spree

Fleeting happiness wrapped up in cultish trappings. And the singing. Goddammit the chirpy singing.

Franchise: Nathan's Famous

burun wrote:Franchise: Nathan's Famous

nathan's famous = the rolling stones. a beloved classic, but in the end it's pretty boring, regular old shit.

have we done hot 'n now yet? my friend designed their bags and cups etc.

same wrote:have we done hot 'n now yet? my friend designed their bags and cups etc.

Hot 'n Now is to D12 (does that count as a band?)...


the only place it's got a fanbase is Michigan.


next up -- roy rogers

slowriot wrote:roy rogers

= Nirvana

Both led by fellows who turned to a Trigger at crucial moments.




Outback Steakhouse

itchy mcgoo wrote:Outback Steakhouse

Radio Birdman.

Just because it's "Australian" doesn't necessarily mean it's good.

Franchise: Captain D's.

kerble wrote:

geiginni wrote:The Franchise: Quizno's

Quizno's=Andrew W.K.
Can you believe how greasy that fucking thing is?

See now, to me, Quizno's is only about as greasy as say that 2nd bass player from Weezer
(the one who didn't stick around too long, and may have gone the Captain Beefheart route)

I'm going to have to challenge your Quizno's->Andrew W.K. link and campaign for the substitution of Penn Station instead... 'cause them fuckin' sammiches is *definitely* Andrew W.K.-greasy.

Now try on this franchise for size:
Godfather's Pizza

Arson Smith wrote:Godfather's Pizza

Godfather's Pizza = Fun Lovin' Criminals

I wouldn't swallow that fake-o Mafia shit even if it was delivered to my front door.

Franchise = That creepy ICEE snack stand in K-Mart where there is always a lone month-old pretzel making its way around the pretzel cage.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Franchise = That creepy ICEE snack stand in K-Mart where there is always a lone month-old pretzel making its way around the pretzel cage.

easy, Suicide. for the exact same reasons you gave.




Hungry Howie's