Steely Dan

CRAP
Total votes: 62 (44%)
NOT CRAP
Total votes: 80 (56%)
Total votes: 142

Band: Steely Dan

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aaron wrote: "The lazy decadence of the opening track Babylon Sisters is the perfect music to listen to when seated in a convertible, sun shining and cruising the highway. Listen to the fading chorus at the end: that alone took three days!"

katy lied is a close second.



"Turn that jungle music down, at least 'till we're out of town."


Katy Lied? Thirded. The Royal Scam is quite fine in its bad self.
ChoCko is back in town!

Band: Steely Dan

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IMO, the dirtyest Steely Dan Lyric

from everyone's gone to the movies.

"Soon it will be too late
Bobbing for apples can wait
We know you're used to sixteen or more
Sorry we only have eight"

These might be the best lyrics about premature ejaculation ever written.

Close Second: Rock Lobster by the B52's.

Steely Dan, Not Crap

B52's, also, Not Crap

Band: Steely Dan

53
yeah: countdown, royal scam, katy lied, gaucho are the reasons i love the dan. i don't much care for the earlier stuff, or "aja". kerble that cartoon is great. read that hilarious online interview (linked in the "mu chord" message) to see what insufferable pricks those guys are.

Band: Steely Dan

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Anyone heard the pre Can't Buy a Thrill stuff - demo's and such? Imagine the Dan without the expert playing and with bedroom type recording quality. What you get is...weird. But compelling. Mostly weird, though.

I bought my copy in a truck stop god knows where. The two CD set is actually called Best of or something completely misleading. But I didn't recognize the song titles so I guessed at what it was.

C

Band: Steely Dan

55
i believe the two cd set you are referring to is "catalyst". i have it. disc one is kinda boring piano/voice stuff but disc two has great full band songs like "soul ram" and "come back baby":

"come back, baby, i don't want to say how long it's been
5 days and i want to go now
come back, baby, i don't want to live alone again
my, old, man, ne-ver, taught, me, ho-ow"


"soul ram" happens to be the only song that makes reference to steely dan the dildo:

"who knew she was into the heavy stuff, steely dan
play it rough, back door man"

Band: Steely Dan

56
I really, really hate Steely Dan. They may be brilliant, but I do not care. SD comes on and I become luridly unhappy.

H-GM, leave me alone.

I hate you, Steely Dan. Last night, I was drunk and tricked into dancing to you before I knew what song was playing. The immediate kicking in the direction of Captain Tricksterston could not make up for my loss of face to Ms. McGoo.

Forgive me, McGoo. I was deaf drunk.

I hate Steely Dan. I really do.

Band: Steely Dan

58
Dear EA devotees of Steely Dan,

I would like to offer irrefutable proof for the astute observation made by Ms. Itchy McGoo: Steely Dan is music made for pedophiles. Observe the following song titles:

My Old School
Deacon Blues
Dirty Work
Any Major Dude Will Tell You
Kid Charlemagne
Reelin' in the Years
Show Biz Kids
Don't Take Me Alive
Third World Man
Throw Back the Little Ones
Any World (That I'm Welcome To)
What a Shame About Me
Daddy Don't Live in That New York City No More

As one can clearly observe, not to mention hear, Steely Dan's music is clearly tailor made for NAMBLA conventions and their requisite activities. Now, this in no way imputes that any of you can be found on lists of sexual predators. The fact that nothing is further from the truth makes it all the more sad that you have sought to espouse the merits of Steely Dan in the presence of Itchy McGoo, Bumble, myself, and perhaps countless others. But the sooner we awaken to the sober reality that defines the Steely Dan state of affairs, the better off we will all be. And Bumble will no longer fear drunken bamboozlement by those who ought to know better.

Yours Truly,
Tipcat

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