Chris G wrote:The "Caddyshack" theme.

Just Better: Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring"
Just Worse: Liszt's "Sonata in B minor"

Speaking of classical music, please Kenny: Gerry Cooney

the latest queensryche album

j.b. getting a flat tire and having a spare, but it's not in good shape, so you'll have to go get another tire right away

j.w. having a pimple or ingrown hair on your ass that is right on the edge of your wallet pocket, so it stings a little bit every time you sit down or shift in your chair

what is the kenny? this is the kenny:

_barnaby jones_

Angus Jung wrote:Now Kenny: Being almost, but not quite, drunk enough to vomit

just better = being almost, but not quite, drunk enough to vomit and then stopping off at your favorite diner on the way home for a piece of breakfast ham with a side of hashbrowns, dry white toast and a large glass of water

just worse = being almost, but not quite, drunk enough to vomit and then having a free beer plunked down in front of you as you were just, finally getting up to leave


please kenny this previuosly unkennied stray kenny:

stackmatic wrote:- your boss comes up to you right after lunch on a warm weather Friday and says, "You know it's pretty nice out there, you should go home."

stackmatic wrote:
please kenny this previuosly unkennied stray kenny:

stackmatic wrote:- your boss comes up to you right after lunch on a warm weather Friday and says, "You know it's pretty nice out there, you should go home."

this is an excellent kenny, it should not have been missed

just better: on the way home you stop at the record store and pick up an eagerly awaited new release

just worse: boss let's you to cut out early, but you have racked up a bunch of overtime earlier in the week, which you lose if you leave early. so you bite the bullet and stay

kenny: the line of Andy Capp brand vending machine snack products. Cheese Files, Steak Fries and etc

stackmatic wrote:KENNY:
- your boss comes up to you right after lunch on a warm weather Friday and says, "You know it's pretty nice out there, you should go home."

jb: sleeping til 2pm if you want.
jw: garry shandling




next of kenny:
autodrip coffee has been on the burner too long and now smells like HOTDOGS.

"kenny: the line of Andy Capp brand vending machine snack products. Cheese Files, Steak Fries and etc"

JB: Krunchers. Jalapeno style.
JW: Nachos in Spain (Doritos with salsa or guac.)

Kenny? I think he Can:
The rusty taste of blood in the back of your throat.

justinc wrote:next of kenny:
autodrip coffee has been on the burner too long and now smells like HOTDOGS.

Just Better: A shower mistake of grabbing the wrong soap and smelling like a LADY

Just Worse: socks that have been between feet and shoes for 50+ hours and smell like FRITOS


Here is a Kenny, please to Kenny this please:

realizing a band that you really wanted to see played early at a favorable venue last night and all you ended up doing was falling asleep or something.

tmidgett wrote:
_barnaby jones_

jb: chili cheese flavored fritos



jw: ebay

K: realizing a band that you really wanted to see played early at a favorable venue last night and all you ended up doing was falling asleep or something.

JB: Waking up the next morning w/a painful crick in the neck that goes away after a while
JW: Not being able to prevent yourself from farting at the gym

Kenny Mayne:

The poodle-like-haircut-and-'stache combo on the guitarist of Styx who was not Tommy Shaw

Angus Jung wrote: The poodle-like-haircut-and-'stache combo on the guitarist of Styx who was not Tommy Shaw

J.B. Oates'
J.W. Singer from Krokus'

Kenny:
The whirling dervish bass playing/dancing of Kip Winger